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Speaking of Jesus…

Saw them open for OZZY or maybe Motley Crue back in the day. Maybe GNR. Don’t remember. Incredible. I got misty eyed listening to it. Only did that one other time live I did. The other was… I was born in November so it touched me.

I am. I lost on Jeopardy. Let’s play…

A d!ck in the box.

She dookies standing up?

Hidden meanings behind deceiving lies.

He goes there to sniff seats after male/female work outs.

Sum Ting Wong

Thank you sir may I have another?

Bend over and spread your butt cheeks. Then spell Love God threes times backwards and then make me tell the truth.

So this girl who lived across the street when I was seven, she was ten. Julie helped form me into my love for Wemens. One day she was in the sandbox when I came over. We made mud pies and she said “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.” Having no idea what she was talking about, she got nekkid.. That’s when I saw the light. The center of it all. Then I did. Then we made more mud pies. Nothing sexual.Besides admiration. Her dad comes out an sees us buck ass nekkid in the sandbox. Was the first time I got busted by a daddy. Bob was mad. He pulled me across the street, no clothes, and yells at my Cool Pops to control me. She’s now really fat and has five kids. Good times.