BunnysBastatrds

Sawer one today that got run over by an Amazon delivery truck in front of my house. I smiled

So is yer moms legs

Not yet, butt yer mom has. Jesus died for her sins

Spread em. And I’ll give you the Miranda rights

The Riddler-Batman Moe-Calvin and Hobbs Andy Capps Wife-Andy Capp

Veronica and Josie too

Billy is a racist

He was on MASH.

Natasha

The ones with c-cections and tampon strings out of their glory holes are great when you don’t give damn anymore

So shitsratinedpaws and myself are waiting in line which looked like a line to enter a casino buffet to go see if St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asks us one question. St.Peter: Have you repented for your sins? Shitsttainpaws: Yes my father, and twice on Sunday. Bunny: Every time I wake up with a hangover and a night of pure despair. St.Peter: Come In Bunny and Shitstainedpaw… purgatory for you you fawking liar.

I came in here to post LSU football fans. Beyond worst. Read a story or two years ago about how Bear Bryant would tell his players to walk around the the opponents (Bamas) side right before the game at Death Valley. LSU fans would spit and curse at the players. LSU got their ass kicked every time he did that.

Hey holy diver corn hole fawkhead nothing, drink my sins and tell the pearly gates I love when the DEVIL beats his wife when it’s not raining when we hear thunder.And thank him for me.

Do you know what the definition of “is” is?

Judas is awaiting your arrival.

Chinese condom makers: Put a piece of gum on it.

Would he be mad if I drank his wine and gave the holy crackers to the birds. And if I asked him whilst drunk on his wine and ask him if he sined banging Mary Madeline?

Cha Chi “Mrs C, will you pull the rubber that got stuck in Joanie’s vaginitis this morning?”

Yer moms ashtray

I fingered her

The first?

Drugs-Mr.T