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I reread my posts and realized it sounded GFIAFP 9/11ish thread. So, I saved a family of a…beavers. Yeah, that’s what I did, saved a fat beaver.

I, as most, hate to see deaths due to Mother Nature. That includes all animals and insects even. It was insane after that biotch hit how you didn’t see a bird, a squirrel (rats with fuzzy flea infestation tails) and insects. Very bizarre and wide spread over the greater New Orleans area. Everything under water was fine unless a car, washing machine, old tire, and a fatal fatty. I wanted to go drive around and be a looking Lou but didn’t want to get pulled over, cause, ya know.,So listened to my hand helped portable AM radios and listened intently. That was right after the eye passed over awaiting for round two, the danger side. Ever notice how hurricanes, tornadoes, and other storms spin counter clockwise like mean wemens? I got a knock on the door and it was Mr. Clarence checking on neighbors and needed some more a beer. His phone wasn’t working either. He was a cool cat who was also a good friend. Round two.

Interesting one I found recently

Buy cheap balls. Nothing worse than having a nice ball and worried about losing it.

It’s 7:10 and we were (city) an hour into landfall and intoxication and holy shiot. The winds came in cycles, pressure dropped drastically, the walls were breathing, and I had to change my underroos twice. No power. No AC. No TV. No computer. No chocolate pudding. No cell service. No end in sight, till the eye hits.

What I watched

Then she came around this time. Power out. Beer cold.Bunny sleeps.

How bout dem Cowpatties!

This time around now just twelve hours away from landfall, I finally got nervous for the first time after a rough morning fighting with family about me staying and not budging on my decision after all the screaming and alligator tears, I told them all bye, I’ll see you soon, don’t worry…blah blah blah.They left fivish in the morning and I then had most of city to myself, or so I thought. Took a doh-doh, got breakfast, made a Bloody Mary, answered phone calls, and hit my pitching wedge a shag bag balls into the lot across the street where they began building a house. Strange thing was the all pink sky. The calm before the storm. And when the winds started picking up, you could feel the barometric falling. Still gives me chills thinking about it. I started emptying the fridge and freezer with all contents when the lights started flickering and the news said we were going to have a direct hit. It actually made direct landfall in Buras,La, which is thirty five miles directly south of my house. I had a few beers with my neighbor Mr.Clarence, the one who did time at Angola for stabbing a guy outside a pool hall. Watched a prom about a threesome in a bad storm with a Florida Keys like setting. Cleaned my club’s nervously like an old lady Iin her house gossiping like a hen at a knitting circle. Part deaux next…

Just for you Edward…

NSFW

Twenty something’s today…

I swear to God on my broken liver, my Spanish teacher in HS was huge flaming fruity cake. I passed after Spanish 2, and prolly shouldn’t have . Anywho, I I found he reassignment surgery and is now Consula.

Again, only ranking officers carry ammo. And they do not arrest, they detain as they cannot arrest. Only a deputy of any jurisdiction can make a formal arrest. That is a federal LAW! GD some of y’all are fawking ignorant dumb asses. NOT ONE NG HAS ARRESTED A SINGLE PERPETRATOR IN THE ACT OF A CRIME. Only detain them.

Chunky>Obese describes one of my drunken threesomes. Think… …

This would b3 fun… https://www.facebook.com/share/v/19YJTJh6xu/

Some areas were NEVER clean. Does your friend make good scones?

What was your reaction when the proctologist told you to get Suxs phone numbah?

It’s 10:37 here. Yer mom is dressed like yer dad and won’t stop talking about riding the train to my house

As someone who has been to Puerto Rico on business, that is the biggest shithole I’ve ever been to. We can agree on that. But, it hasn’t taken twenty years to clean up. The French Quarter was up and running a few weeks after. The major roads and arteries were back. We reopened the within a year. Mardi Gras was up and running five months later after. Businesses were back in operation within a few months. When you think of New Orleans, like a lot of yous, its not what you have seen or heard through certain channels of information. New Orleans isn’t just the city. It’s Greater New Orleans Area which encompasses five parishes. Are there shithole neighborhoods in the direct poor areas, of course. Just like any city in America. I couldn’t believe how fast my city came back. There’s a song here called “Aiht There No More”. Which is true. It’s better than ever. Do you even know what the name Katrina means in history? To “cleanse” and “pure”. That biotch did both in less than thirty six hours. Know what you’re talking about before you spout off about things you’ve heard regurgitated from the ignorant.

How about the fact that just about every city in the world has their issues with disasters?

It’s two minutes to midnight and my favorite DJ at the Classic rock station come on and says not leaving till the power goes out or he runs of JD. He played stormsongs till. Now@!,@,