BunnysBastatrds

Meh…give me chubby pudding every day of the week and twice on Sunday. I learned many moons ago. I was wearing my beer goggles and met this short girl and got her numbah.. She told she works for Victoria Secrets, selling perfume. And damn she smelt good. I picked her up at her apartment and was a perfect southern gentleman. And when knocked her door and said hello. You look very lovely this evening. She tells that there was wine was in the kitchen and she was almost ready. I walked to the kitchen and was thinking “Damn Bunny, what the fawk were you thinking???” Saw the wine and poured a glass for her and look and there was a bottle of Cuervo, so i drink three fingers. She looked pretty, but way too skinny for me. Went to dinner and barely touched her salad. She was like Want go to have cocktail at my place and put her hand on my shoulder. I remember thinking, just walk to her door and come up with a really good escape plan. Then gave her a peck on the cheek and got the F out of there and went to the bar. And never had any regrets. Of almost forgot, 32 A mosquito bites.

Skinny twats who thinks their shiot doesn’t stink till they get fat.

Confucius says that a Mary With no hole is a danish

That all depends on if yer mom gives me an enima or two in the fourth quarter heading into overtime

Good. Get your sorry ass biotch phaggot back over there You don’t even have a thousand posts on this site. I wouldn’t be surprised if you died of lead poisoning.

The Last Supper Waiters

The Blue Lagoons Has Eyes

I have Viking blood in me. Gotta gooooo

I thought you liked it John Holmes length

C.H.U.D.s Finding Nemo

I went there a few times. I fawking hated it. Besides the posters, I couldn’t stand the cascading posts. So glad we don’t do that here.

I have cankles and I bake cookies

The Perfect Midnight Express

AC/DC current. I bet you get a free bowl of ice with that coffin

You becoming more pathetic by the minute. I know who you are. This alias beyond pathetic. Keep it up butter bean.

Amityville Horror Barber Shop

https://collider.com/neil-simon-movies-ranked/ My Top Four are… Biloxi Blues Brigton Beach Memoirs The Odd Couple Seems Like Old Times and Death By Murder is another fun one

My Burt Reynolds’s list Paternity Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex Silent Movie (all a must)

I’m A Super Dooper Pooper?

High Anxiety

The Man With One Red Shoe

Debby Does North Dallas Forty