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You got hit and run in your Toyota? Oh what a feeling!

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Tysons right uppercut was registered at 3000 lbs per square inch. The same as a full grown alligators bite.

My soon to be girlfriend had a pool with a slide. Her dad would tell us that he pays a hundred dollars a year for a chemical that turn your piss red and follow you. And if he caught you, he would ban you for a week. What’s the first thing we all did when he left, see if it was true.

Only two on the list I enjoy. True Grit The Outlaw Jose Weiils i would rank Pale Rider over all the other garbage on the list.

Help Bruce Lees son understand that from the heaven’s. Oooops

I think Brett Favres record for starts without an injury is up there. No one will ever come close to it. Especially a quarter back.

I for one will be SHOCKED if he even makes this speech. “ We’re sorry to announce, but the President had a wardrobe malfunction. He caught his peemus in his zipper and the Secret Service tried to unzip it like a band aid” Kamel Toe will give the State Of The Union. Prey”

Not to fawking brag, but I will. Pistol Pete lived two blocks away from where I grew up. As kids, we’d ride our bikes around the neighborhood and he was always shouting hoops in his front yard double driveway practicing by himself mostly. My cool Pops asked if I knew he is and said “That’s Pete Maravich. He plays for the Jazz.” So one day my friends and I are riding our bikes and there he was. I rode up and said. Me: Are you Pistol Pete? Pistol: I am. Do you and your friends want to play horse? Next thing I know, we played horse for a few hours till it got dark. He is not going to let us win. It was a blast and what I learned that day has always been a great experience. I mastered the hook shot learning from him. Good times. A great ambassador to the game.

Outside from their fans being the smelliest of all time, sounds fun.

Joe Biden, Joe Jospeh Stalin, and Joe Mc Donald, have an amazing thought process… Joe Stalin

Roast beef flaps, Hope Solo…

Powder that pudding my love!

I’ll bet a cases of beer that he won’t walk into the congress room to deliver this pack of lies, and he will some somehow get food poisoning and have a green apple splatters episode.

Jolly Jills training for tonight…

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Fun thread Go- Van Halen Keep-

They are in the development phase for butt-plug chocolate peanut flavors. You should join their focus group.