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Just like,Biden butt plugs?

Elvis

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Meryl Steep Julia Roberts

Gary Sinese Tom Beringer Gene Wilder

Christopher Walken

I’ve always had the desired that the way I want to die is by being eaten by a great white shark if it is my time to go. This warmed my heart… … Love them

“Why did you pick him? “ “Same name as my cat”

Read a book in college about southern college’s fraternity cultures. The Deeks were awful pranksters in the sixties and seventies. At LSU they got away with everything being privileged. Sorry, but what I read about one they did made chuckle and also shake my head thinking “no you didn’t. That’s fawking mean!”. They stole Mike the Tigers transport cage on a beautiful spring day. They left the back of the cage open without Mike. They then drove through a predominantly black neighborhood and would ask if anyone has seen him, he escaped a few blocks away. Needless to say, they were terrified and word got out, “Mike's is hungry and on the prowl”. All the black Gladys’s Kravitses were on the verge of tears.

https://youtu.be/dgNoahCG-bA?si=LUbvsrdBTel6TcfY

Their implosion is is is inevitable

Jackie Gleason Richard Dreyfus

Kevin Costner Woody Harrelson John Goodman Mel Gibson Paul Newman

Awe, all dressed up and no transformers to b blow

After much thought and mental gymnastics dwelling on this, it’s a, ughh, hard decision to make. If the broad has braces and gives horrible blow jobs, I’ll take da bear if she’s good and promises she won’t use her teeth and no,hand jobs,,I,choose the bear..

Voltaire has was a mandarin duck hunter with chow main pain

Long time

I knew a guy who got hit with a ball on his leg that looked like a scalpel cut him. They to have an ambulance drive onto the cours to get him help. Fast forward a year and he was the most cautious and paranoid golfer I ever met. Three of the four were right down the middle and waiting as he as he was behind some trees on hard pan. So he’s in the middle of his back swing and he drops his iron and starts running screaming. We were like, what now! A seven foot long gator was behind him and was just trying to cross the fairway to get to the other pond. We laughed our asses off. He was so shaken he went home and took a Xanax. After that, he carried a 357 in his bag and had eyes in the back of his head.

I, have a really close friend I’ve known since I was seven. He’s dying from liver disease from drinking. I don’t think he’ll make it through the summer.

Updater… Went for my first check up in a decade. Had five viles of blood taken out of me. I went to get the results today and asked the doctor to give me the bad news first. As expected my liver enzymes are very high and they want to do an ultrasound on it. Blood pressure is high, but everything else was good considering my age, I’m the old speed limit now 55. They were amazed how great the results are. When I went to detox last year, BAL was .40. I refused to get in a wheelchair and and walked like a champ. They were amazed that I could do that. Spent eleven days in detox. The first three were extremely hard on me. Shaking bad and withdrawal symptoms were not fun and I was scared. Big fawking time. Fourth day, I was not going through the Days and said “keep me here as I needed a break from life and NO booze. I was drinking a six pack of tall boys and a fifth of vodka. I’ve completely eradicated all hard alcohol and am down a six pack of tall boy.s now.

Was a peemus cut off and toes snipped?