BunnysBastatrds

That’s going to leave a hip replacement…

So since I fractured my ankle last year I have trouble getting around walking long distances. I rented a green scooter for eighty bucks to get around. After all the walking at the Spankees games, today was Disney day with my Lady.. So me and my beautiful Queen are tooling around. My ankle looks like a grapefruit. Early on we stopped at an Irish pub. Three snake bites and a few Irish whiskeys, we went to a few restaurants and rides. I set the scooter at 4 as to not get into trouble. Buzzing is an understatement. I kept asking the grey hairs if they wanted to race. I lost a couple of times and their husbands would give me the fawking stink eyes. So I’m having a blast. Handicap shiot for brains that I am and somewhat intoxicated Bunny ran into the back of another scooter. A small tap. Apologize and thought we were good. Till flash light security pulled me over. I kept thinking about getting a DUI at fawking Epcot on this scooter. Everything was handled and no foul. Place was packed. So I parked my scooter at the next bar to watch the fireworks show at 9:00. Before the show started, I went looking for my scooter and found the wrong scooter. Didn’t realize it till wifey says “That’s not your scooter. Yours is right there a block away. It’s got our map in the basket and your name on the front. I found mine where she said it was. I started to go back and forgot where I found it and the was starting. I said to myself, Fawk it and left it outside the pub and watched the fireworks with my lady and drank a shot of whiskey whilst enjoying da sites of the night. Great fireworks show. Then bounced and brought mine back to get the deposit and got on the skyl lift and laughed hoping it wasn’t some fat old granny with a knee replacement issue. Ooops. A Daisy.

Disney Orlando is the cleanest place I’ve ebt den. Immaculate grounds, architecture and food. Every one I met was so nice. Except for this phat broad I cut in front of on her scooter. I blew her kisses while she shot me the birdie.

The one a half mile away from home closed down a few months ago. I like them better than Auto Zone. Hot chocolate chubber was great installing my ughhh, wind shield wiper.

I’m learning this morning how I ate nachos in Mexico an hour earlier and drank saki in Japan and threw up said nachos all over the scooter and my right foot. Fun fun.

Nice Might have to watch it later.

Castration?

Beastie Boys- License To Ill

Metallica- Kill Them Allrrr

This is how I feel about the WOKE poosays…

Speaking of Fannys, what happened to fannypack?

Good one. He always reminded me of Pistol Pete. Two great incredible players on bad teams.

Nice reference . Blind Faith.

10- You wake up as the sun comes up and you are naked laying next to a wilderbeast and slowly move to not disturb it. You walk down the stairs for a clean escape and there are pictures of your wife and kids. 9-You repeat to yourself how you scored five touchdowns five times to yourself. 8- You think it’s a great idear to shove a rom candle up your arehole and shoot them in your neighbors pool. 7- You make stool in the garage cat kitty litter box. 6- You fawk your cousin. 5- You eat frozen fish sticks thinking it’s a popsicle. 4-You use a banana peel to wipe. 3- You think Joy Bahard is a four and masturbate and use said banana peel. 2-You have an epiphany and believe that you’re are not an alcoholic whilst rubbing one out with gin and juice Jell-O shots. And numbah one… You finger a beautiful girl and give her a dirty Sanchz only to wake up to this tranny ordering BMW parts and blowing kisses as it walks out da door.

I’m adopted so we’re not blood related and she’s hawter than an ice cinnamon coffee with whip cream on top (34c)

I ate mine out on the back deck whilst wifey was snoozing. I put a Benadryl in her hot pocket and enjoyed the evening sunrise a coming.

Watch out where the huskies go, don’t you eat that yellow snow

So cool pops is bringing little Johnny to his first day of kindergarten. At the stop sign in front of a church, there are two ugly mutts fawking. Little Johnny: Dady, what are those two dogs doing? The one behind the other one looks happy. Cool Pops. Ughhh, the dog in front is sick and the other is pushing her to the hospital.

The Time

Metallica- Kill Them All

Run to the hills.

Yer momma.. Jim Kelly

He lost his law license and was impeached because of his of lack of understanding for the rule of LAWi. This is one of my favorite parts of his testimony about the Lewinsky scandal. Crassic

What another great day/experince. Just WOW. Videos coming at eleven.🥰

Thirty minutes away from the park for today’s game. Can’t wait. Growing up I was A somewhat Pirates fan. New Orleans is not a baseball town except for LSU.