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When asked how it feels to be a black Irishman, “Like a a botttle of Guinness!”

and ended with…

Neptune asks Aquaaman to pull his finger and gives a new meaning to tsunami.

No sweet pea. I’m thinking this I’m…Jack, you’re Mr. Farley, and yer mom is Janet. Kristy is stuck on an escalator.

Yes. Very they. I like long walks on the east side of Bourbon St. Eating muscles from a shell. And turning my large ribbed condiments inside out so it’s ribbed for my pleasure. Swipe me?

Do you comprehend engrish? I invited you to a sleazy motel by the airport? Hmmm. I I was speaking of an idol of yours from the Bible Belt that destroyed many lives that gave and where swindled in the name of Jesus and used it to mastubate whilst writing a personal check for it. The more I think about this, I love me some fun. I’m inviting you to the room,that brought down your sinner and saint…my uhh, official invitation you fawking sweet boy.. .

Yes. Go to the motel like that one that Jim Baker hero of yours did out by the airport and to an old nasty hooker with the most disgusting front door entrance mat.

You came in and now are in hiding with a thread You started?. You bore me and are a fawking liar.Watch your back from now on. From now on, you are…

Where do I fawking start? Let’s go with the United Nations first. We double to them over every country combined that we give monetarily wise. Which isn’t wise. An organization that allows Iran a vote on the council. The country that Obama paid a few BILLION in our cold hard money to play nice? And then laughed as all the other countries lined up to do the same. NATO is funded primarily from the USA. According to a commercial I heard just now, “One In four children are going hungry tonight.” OK then. Use all of the money and resources congress keeps every cycle on all of the percentages rates annually that goes beyond what any business could possibly afford using the crumbs from NATO.🫣

Interesting take. We also, according to your statistics, spend more than Russia, China, and all of Europe, combined, on defense. Why is that? Because the world is broke and we are not? Or everyone counts on us to save the world from themselves and bad decisions? Let’s eliminate NASA. What a waste of monies. Let’s give that to NATO instead.

So should your face. And then take down my statue and declare victory.

I read them both. A Time To Kill was about a father taking justice for his daughter and family, and get the two responsible get the justice they deserve and not allow them to do it ever again. It’s vigilante justice. I would do the same. A trial, jury, and judge, can come to a conclusion/decision. And then an appeal process. And not for a quarter century. A decade at most. Jeffrey Dhamer waived all of his rights during the appeal’s process during his sentencing. He got life. Then demanded to be put in the general population, knowing what his fate would be carried out. He was killed by a black man with a mop. He wanted to be executed for the fourteen young men he dismembered, ate, and saved in a freezer. He wanted to be executed. Like a famous NFL coach once said, “How do I feel about the offenses execution? I’m all for it.” And Brigance wasn’t a hero. He was the protagonist of the story as the antagonist was hate.

Me and yer Mom talked about this recently. Ill start. Thoughts on the death penalty.

Did she try to jump?

I’m watching Einstein And The Bomb biography on Netflix. In his own words. Very interesting.

I was playing golf at this really sh!tty muni years back. God awful course in the summer. Greens were burnt and had Canadian geese sh!t all over them. They bought a couple of beagles to try and keep them off, but the alligator ate them within weeks. I’m playing and am having a really bad day. So I skip a half dozen holes and hook up with some brothers. Three holes till 18. They tee it up and ar fun. So I tell them thank you whilst lighting a heater. As I was, they both were looking behind me saw, a fawking Canadian flying and heading right to my head. They yell”Duck!!!” I turn around and I see this Canadian, and it grazed my head whilst taking flight. There is a feather on my shoulder. They were laughing their ass’s off. Me: That wasn’t a duck.

Paste my face

Sorry gents. I’ve been taking testosterone supplements and I can’t help it. Yes please…

Open season here in Sportsman’s Paradise. A friend is in the Coast Guard and works at Alvin Air Force base we call Calendar Field. Its a joint military base. Anywho, on some nights, they open the runway up for those in the military to shoot as many feral hogs as they want. There are strict rules, but they have drastically reduced the numbers. It’s fun. I can shoot but hate dressing them. They have a large squadron of A-10 (wart hogs) and the pilots to go target practice with their AR-10’s.

Who needs a moped when you have cow…