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Catahoula’s are the LA state dog. They love to bird watch. I had a Dalmatian that went through something similar. You can ball up soft food and force feed them. Just put it all to the back of their throat. They automatically swallow it. Good luck my friend. Sorry.

Twenty twenty four hours to go I want to be…

Going to the Vietnamese dry cleaner tomorrow. I’m getting the lent out. She’s shaped like a little boy, but yes mam.

Yer mom’s killing me with this shiot. It’s to hard to handle.

And the insanity insanity I have to deal with down there.

Take them for a ride. In the deep forest.

They’re so many people dressed like Kelsey and Swift on Bourbon St.

We call those titty beads down here. Shame on you!

Instant boner

First Bloody Mary and let’s begin…

One year I was at this bar called Cafe Brazil in the Marigny. Hours after the parade ended. My friends and I are listening to this drum band playing. I go buy a round and meet ,this hot chick (with beer goggles) and she starts following me. I introduced her to all my party Gras friends. Next thing I know she’s sitting on my lap and grabs my hand and puts it down there. My mafia nickname is “Fingers” for a reason. Sham a lam… People are somewhat watching. She’s shaking with excitement. She then kisses me and says “I have to go and see daddy at the hotel. Thanks for the memory. You threw me something mister.”