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    Hey bunny

    Sounds like you need some extra attention. What do you need little guy? A hug with my thumb in your brown eyed armpit? Say please Master Bunny.
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    The Brady Bunch

    Tell Marcia I said high.
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    The Fawkhead Christian Dot Jot

    Who does this remind you of?
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    He Ugly VB Mix

    And and phone books.
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    The Fawkhead Christian Dot Jot

    Awe.. Aren’t you a vigorously pathetic person who has no clue.
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    Hey bunny

    Or your favorite myth about about how Mary is a virgin? And her son then was having the time of his life whilst banging, and can turn water into wine, slit the Black Sea. And the gift of pron.
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    ***Official Summer Olympic Wemens Athlete Thread***

    I spent my summer in 1990. At Huntington Beach California. Every Saturday morning this was the second round.
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    Post A Song With Sister Or Brother In It

    I went on a date with this girl I had met the night before. I picked her up at her condo. She was a Victoria Secret fragrance model. I must have had my reverse beer goggles on that night. She weighed ninety lbs soaking wet. Brought her to an Italian restaurant. She ate small salad and one glass of a nice bottle of wine I got. Whilst having dinner, she is babbling on about her dead aunt. The whole time talking with her, my only thought was, eat a fawking sammich and eat a gallon of dark chocolaty ice cream. Then call me in the morning. So I bring her to her condo and walk her to the door. Gave her a cheek kiss, and said good night. She grabs my hand. Tiny Anorexia: You want a night a night cap Bunny. I hope it’s true. Me: (speechless.. how am I going to not be with her but did that three hundred moose last month) Sorry darlin, I have to go, sorry. I’ll be back.
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    Post A Song With Sister Or Brother In It

    She ain’t heavy, she’s my sister. Died of anorexia a month later.
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    My Favorite Day Of The Year

    I made a video and posted it on YouTube, but I can’t find it. I then posted it here. I was riding and I brought a sign that had all of my favorite Geeks. At least thirty one. I wish I could find it.
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    ***Official Summer Olympic Wemens Athlete Thread***

    She could vault my my pole every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
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    Billiards Table Tennis And Strip Cards

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    Anyone Notice What I Did

    Got up this morning and two thirds of the posts were all about political BS on the main page. Fawk that Crapolla. There’s only five now. Be creative and make this work.
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    Your Mt.Rushmore Of Comedians-Spermoff

    Carlin was in Bill And Ted’s Great Adventure. I got his shtick but never really thought he was funny. Intrigued, yes, but bored.
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    Your Mt.Rushmore Of Comedians-Spermoff

    My cool Pops saw Buddy Hackett and Red Fox in the seventies in Vegas. I wanted to go Fox over Murphy, but he shot off her little piggy… All incredible entertainers. I saw Red Fox on Carson as a young teen. He and Hackett were incredible pioneers in comedy.
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