BunnysBastatrds

“Is that your purse?” “The jig is up, and gone!”

“ I have to make stool.”

Another thing they do with members is to charge a million dollars a year for membership and if they need repairs or any other cost, they bill the members. Don’t pay them, you’re out. There’s an article written about it in Golf Magazine decades ago.

“ Guess I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue” ”Hush puppies daddy” ”Are you pregnant? When are due?”

I think Condeleza Rice was the first woman to become a member.

I was almost perfect till I got to the mid years in 2005. Very fun.

Bass fishing…

She could spank me with a 2 by 4 and I would be happy to ask her for another whipping.

https://youtu.be/gKvCVohzc9w?si=3uy-kb_91eV4-QCL

Blame it on Eve.

God Damnt! Cancer fawking sucks. Hang in there man. Thoughts and prayers my brother. Think positive when you’re feeling down.

Had a friend I used to play golf with a lot. He lived in this nice house with his wife and kids on a golf course. A par five two hundred and twenty yards on the right side of the fairway and would laugh about how many times he’d wake on Sunday mornings having da sex with his wife and hear golf balls hitting his roof. One day his wifey wakes up and hears “bzzzzzzzzz” So he investigates and sees bees flying in and out of a few holes. He called an exterminator and they told him there was nothing they could do as killing them is a crime, call an expert entomologist. He got a quote for over ten grand and then the repairs afterwards. He said Fawk that and went to Home Depot and got hydraulic acid and bleach. Got home and made a batch of the acid in a shop vac and sat there with a twelve pack sucking them out. Took him all day. He was a coon-ass born on the bayou. He plugged the holes and did wha his uncle’s advisers told him to do. It worked, so, he bought a boat.

Manzeres?

I’m on the fence.🥸

I also. When we were kids, my best friends father, Dr. Purrington, was the head of Astronomy and the Physics Departments at Tulane. He would bring home this incredible big orange telescope and set it up for us in the the backyard and would explain what we’re looking at. We got to see so many amazing things in our galaxy. And he would always tell us when there was an event going to occur. Loved it.

The Smoke Monster