BunnysBastatrds

So my Lady and I go to see a cover band Thursday night. We got there early to to get a drink and table. Place was full of twenty/thirty something kids We were probably the oldest fawkers in the room. I NEVER go anywhere with my back to the entrance. But since we were in the front, I did. I noticed she was checking out the crowd at the bar. I kept watching her and asked who she’s looking at? My Lady: That guy that looks like Eddie Vedder. Me: Go talk to him then. Yous hot. My Lady: Now way! Me: You’re hot, why not? Just talk. My Lady: You go, withgame. Who do you like? As we’re saying this a 5’3 brunette Latina (38D) wearing a purple mini skirt dress with high heels walks by. Me: Her.. My Lady: I love your confidence but no way.! Without hesitation I get up. Go to the bar and order a beer and shot of Rumple and ask for a five and quarters and leave a tip. I’m behind her at the jukebox and tossed the quarters in front of her whist see is choosing what song. Me: I’m sorry darlin. And go to pick them up. Oxygen: I’ll get them.. Every one was watching. So I gave her a five and said play two songs. AC/DC You Shook Me All Night Long and Tom Petty American Girl. Thanks. Oxygen: Wait, I want your number! And give you a kiss and hug. And she did. I gave her my number, 876-54309 and told her not to call till next week.

Stop Talking Cheerleader Terry Schiavo

Weepees : Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Father: What are your sins my son? Weepee: I sold my wife’s wheelchair to go on the Geek Cub. And I can’t stop opening BunnyB threads. Father: Me too. No wait…say thirteen Hail Marys and repent. As I do and save money on the Kleenex to get her wheelchair, and, quit.

God is dead.

He doesn’t party. He calls the bawls at his local church Bingo for old woman with no tread on their tires.

According to Sux, he got really sick.

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We owned a Lexus Hybrid. Great vehicle for all around driving daily and on trips.

Phillybear Newbie Nzoner

I proudly own two. Lady and Moose…I highly recommend them.

AC/DC

Did he wipe his arse on the goal post again?

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Ooops,yes. I believe they made a movie about the book.