BunnysBastatrds

Vernacular ability to understand and think is almost extinct in this day and age. Fawking sad.

I was six. Pre school. They announced that Santa was coming today. Every one was freaking out. So I go to the bathroom after lunch and the scariest kid in school was wading up TP and wetting them and throwing them on the walls and mirrors. He was Moe from Calvin & Hobbs. So I joined the appetite of preschool destruction. Moe: Do you believe in Santa? Me: Yes. Why? Moe: Parents are the ones . My sister told me. I’ve been in preschool for my second time. I’m no dummy. Santa comes in with his bag of presents. Moe and I are in the back. Kids are going chestnuts. Moe had convinced me. He’s no dummy. So we sat back. When the party was over they hugged Santa and the teachers said he had to go the North Pole. They made us wait till he got off the roof and flew back. A very theatrical moment. Moe pulls me outside and lit a jay, and we both look over and Santa and is driving a POS motorcycle and stopped at the light. The teachers come out and pointed to the sky exclaming “There’s Santa!!!” Moe and I… he’s right, Santa is at the Streetlight!!! Time out ensued.

Apollo 13 Larry Flint Monster

Yer moms belly.

One nut at a time. Always the left first.️

Give me a nickel a day and multiply it every year for twenty dive years.

#2 as long as I don’t get fined for roughing the passer.

Tubing, Tarzan, Space Invaders, and I hated that fawking Superman game.

I came into post Missile Comand, Frogger, Joust, Adventure, Stampede, Barnstormers, and Donkey Kong.

Happy Kwanza to all.

Chocolate City

Have a good one.

Cottage cheese is the bomb. One of the best lays ever was a cottage cheese assed fatty who I woke up and fed her spinach spaghetti

Fade Into You is a great one.