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Ill go

What’s the difference between Biden and a baginaa? Yer moms.

He sprays the DEW on the Lilly???

Me: Timmay, you can’t be serious? You’re a tard. Timmay I am, And don’t call me Shirley xxxyou fawking bastard,

Add Rachel Maddox and Randi Rhodes to what would be my favorite outcome for them…

ROTFL. You stupid weaker, pathetic and stupid nothing who posted nonsense comments on Think Progress fagabeefe.

Crassic…

You demophaggots sure can ic

That’s going to leave a hip replacement…

So since I fractured my ankle last year I have trouble getting around walking long distances. I rented a green scooter for eighty bucks to get around. After all the walking at the Spankees games, today was Disney day with my Lady.. So me and my beautiful Queen are tooling around. My ankle looks like a grapefruit. Early on we stopped at an Irish pub. Three snake bites and a few Irish whiskeys, we went to a few restaurants and rides. I set the scooter at 4 as to not get into trouble. Buzzing is an understatement. I kept asking the grey hairs if they wanted to race. I lost a couple of times and their husbands would give me the fawking stink eyes. So I’m having a blast. Handicap shiot for brains that I am and somewhat intoxicated Bunny ran into the back of another scooter. A small tap. Apologize and thought we were good. Till flash light security pulled me over. I kept thinking about getting a DUI at fawking Epcot on this scooter. Everything was handled and no foul. Place was packed. So I parked my scooter at the next bar to watch the fireworks show at 9:00. Before the show started, I went looking for my scooter and found the wrong scooter. Didn’t realize it till wifey says “That’s not your scooter. Yours is right there a block away. It’s got our map in the basket and your name on the front. I found mine where she said it was. I started to go back and forgot where I found it and the was starting. I said to myself, Fawk it and left it outside the pub and watched the fireworks with my lady and drank a shot of whiskey whilst enjoying da sites of the night. Great fireworks show. Then bounced and brought mine back to get the deposit and got on the skyl lift and laughed hoping it wasn’t some fat old granny with a knee replacement issue. Ooops. A Daisy.

Disney Orlando is the cleanest place I’ve ebt den. Immaculate grounds, architecture and food. Every one I met was so nice. Except for this phat broad I cut in front of on her scooter. I blew her kisses while she shot me the birdie.

The one a half mile away from home closed down a few months ago. I like them better than Auto Zone. Hot chocolate chubber was great installing my ughhh, wind shield wiper.

I’m learning this morning how I ate nachos in Mexico an hour earlier and drank saki in Japan and threw up said nachos all over the scooter and my right foot. Fun fun.

Nice Might have to watch it later.

Castration?