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    What bands debut album was the best debut album.

    Beastie Boys- License To Ill
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    What bands debut album was the best debut album.

    Metallica- Kill Them Allrrr
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    Liberals....

    This is how I feel about the WOKE poosays…
  4. Speaking of Fannys, what happened to fannypack?
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    Second best QB to NOT win a Super Bowl

    Good one. He always reminded me of Pistol Pete. Two great incredible players on bad teams.
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    Top Ten Signs You’re Wasted

    Nice reference . Blind Faith.
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    Top Ten Signs You’re Wasted

    10- You wake up as the sun comes up and you are naked laying next to a wilderbeast and slowly move to not disturb it. You walk down the stairs for a clean escape and there are pictures of your wife and kids. 9-You repeat to yourself how you scored five touchdowns five times to yourself. 8- You think it’s a great idear to shove a rom candle up your arehole and shoot them in your neighbors pool. 7- You make stool in the garage cat kitty litter box. 6- You fawk your cousin. 5- You eat frozen fish sticks thinking it’s a popsicle. 4-You use a banana peel to wipe. 3- You think Joy Bahard is a four and masturbate and use said banana peel. 2-You have an epiphany and believe that you’re are not an alcoholic whilst rubbing one out with gin and juice Jell-O shots. And numbah one… You finger a beautiful girl and give her a dirty Sanchz only to wake up to this tranny ordering BMW parts and blowing kisses as it walks out da door.
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    Top Ten Signs You’re Wasted

    I’m adopted so we’re not blood related and she’s hawter than an ice cinnamon coffee with whip cream on top (34c)
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    Top Ten Signs You’re Wasted

    I ate mine out on the back deck whilst wifey was snoozing. I put a Benadryl in her hot pocket and enjoyed the evening sunrise a coming.
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    Frank Zappa.

    Watch out where the huskies go, don’t you eat that yellow snow
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    Dad jokes

    So cool pops is bringing little Johnny to his first day of kindergarten. At the stop sign in front of a church, there are two ugly mutts fawking. Little Johnny: Dady, what are those two dogs doing? The one behind the other one looks happy. Cool Pops. Ughhh, the dog in front is sick and the other is pushing her to the hospital.
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    Amelia Earhart's Plane Found ?

    The Time
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    What bands debut album was the best debut album.

    Metallica- Kill Them All
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    Going To My First Spring Training GameTomorrow

    Run to the hills.
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    Second best QB to NOT win a Super Bowl

    Yer momma.. Jim Kelly
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    So tired of hearing "testified under oath"

    He lost his law license and was impeached because of his of lack of understanding for the rule of LAWi. This is one of my favorite parts of his testimony about the Lewinsky scandal. Crassic
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    Going To My First Spring Training GameTomorrow

    What another great day/experince. Just WOW. Videos coming at eleven.🥰
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    Going To My First Spring Training GameTomorrow

    Thirty minutes away from the park for today’s game. Can’t wait. Growing up I was A somewhat Pirates fan. New Orleans is not a baseball town except for LSU.
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    Going To My First Spring Training GameTomorrow

    What a great experience. It was a great experience. Place was completely packed and everyone was very nice. A lot of fun and can’t wait for tomorrow. What a day. And couldn’t ask for better weather.
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    Kids are different these days….

    They need to grow the hell up.
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    Going To My First Spring Training GameTomorrow

    That’s why they invented alcohol beverages.
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    Going To My First Spring Training GameTomorrow

    12-6 biotch
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    Going To My First Spring Training GameTomorrow

    Almost there
  24. He has an excellent excuse unlike yourself. And he is liked.
  25. Bob pees sitting down like you on the red eye Olympic train.
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