BunnysBastatrds

No one wants me to finger your fat sister? Fine! You can can keep doing it.

I swear. Third missed geek meet. Was supposed to meet Nzoner but mom’s dementia was so bad. I did have a meet with patriotsffratboy. I fawking hate missed opportunity’s more than chubby rehab. Sorry. Next time brother.

No. Just trying to free up some space. Thanks

Looking forward to fingering your sister.

Castles don’t have phones arsehole.

I had a guy, come in and blined it to the shoe department. My Bunny,senses started tingling. Sure enough, fawker turns the corner with a hefty bag completely full. The manager just happened to be there. I pointed and she waited till he went through the exit sensor and it went off. Fawker started running and the manager looked at me and said “No Bunny!!!” He gets into a brand new Infinity with no license plate and drives away. I shook my head to her. I have recently gone back into retirement. Can’t do it.

Holy Moly Dolly

Turkey gravy with the liver. Best gravy ever.

They’re watching you.

Have friends that do this every year for Christmas.

Beer and stuffing

Have a good one.

I’ve given a warning. I’m giving you the second.

I had two vodka martinis before the appetizers came. Was listening to a conversation two young couples were having whilst wifey was buried in her phone. One of them asks why and how the streets were named. Th guys were fumbling the ball, so I turned my chair and introduced myself. Got up and shook hands. A proceeded to give a lesson about the Louisiana Purchase, history of New Orleans, and a couple of other things. Would you like to join us for dinner? We can combine tables. I said thank you but tonight is a special night. Wifey asked why I didn’t have a third? Because just like Wayne Newton says”That’s why I only do two shows a night.”

Ooops. I got distracted making pudding. This is Jazz Fest. A bucket list must

I need to make pudding.

I wish I…could do that.

The Stones are playing in April at The New Orleans Jazz Fest & Heritage at the New Orleans fairgrounds. I’ve seen them twice at the Superdome. I’m contemplating it, but I’m to old deal with those large crowds for big name acts. I’m a Jazz Fest veteran. Have been going since I was seven and never missed a year until Covid, my fractured leg, and bands I’ve already seen a few times. I might. This is what the crowds look like for the big names…

Was on FaceTime with little bunny last night. I haven’t gotten to see him in person yet because of this new virus. Anywho, we got on the subject of what I should be named for him. I drew.a blank. That’s a life long tag and then some. Told her I’d think about it. I want something classic or original. Any suggestions?

Have a friend that called his grandfather PooPoo. I asked him one why? “He’d watch me during the day while mom worked. He was potty training. me and would ask if it was poopoo time. When he finally did, he looked At grandfather and said “pooopoo” it stuck.

I’m with stupid Im stupid

Sorry, this is what gets me ughhh, up in the morning.