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    If I Make It To Eighty…

    …I want to be like this beautiful man.
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    iPad Question

    No one wants me to finger your fat sister? Fine! You can can keep doing it.
  3. I swear. Third missed geek meet. Was supposed to meet Nzoner but mom’s dementia was so bad. I did have a meet with patriotsffratboy. I fawking hate missed opportunity’s more than chubby rehab. Sorry. Next time brother.
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    iPad Question

    No. Just trying to free up some space. Thanks
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    iPad Question

    Looking forward to fingering your sister.
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    Susan Sarandon Dropped By Hollywood Companies

    Castles don’t have phones arsehole.
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    Flash mob ransacks Nike Store in Los Angeles, steals $12K in merch

    I had a guy, come in and blined it to the shoe department. My Bunny,senses started tingling. Sure enough, fawker turns the corner with a hefty bag completely full. The manager just happened to be there. I pointed and she waited till he went through the exit sensor and it went off. Fawker started running and the manager looked at me and said “No Bunny!!!” He gets into a brand new Infinity with no license plate and drives away. I shook my head to her. I have recently gone back into retirement. Can’t do it.
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    Dolly Parton's rock album

    Holy Moly Dolly
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    What’s on your Thanksgiving menu ?

    Turkey gravy with the liver. Best gravy ever.
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    Hall & Oates Restraining Order

    They’re watching you.
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    What’s on your Thanksgiving menu ?

    Have friends that do this every year for Christmas.
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    What’s on your Thanksgiving menu ?

    Beer and stuffing
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    Happy Thanksgiving Geeks

    Have a good one.
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    Sometimes

    I’ve given a warning. I’m giving you the second.
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    Sometimes

    I had two vodka martinis before the appetizers came. Was listening to a conversation two young couples were having whilst wifey was buried in her phone. One of them asks why and how the streets were named. Th guys were fumbling the ball, so I turned my chair and introduced myself. Got up and shook hands. A proceeded to give a lesson about the Louisiana Purchase, history of New Orleans, and a couple of other things. Would you like to join us for dinner? We can combine tables. I said thank you but tonight is a special night. Wifey asked why I didn’t have a third? Because just like Wayne Newton says”That’s why I only do two shows a night.”
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    What concerts do you have coming up?

    Ooops. I got distracted making pudding. This is Jazz Fest. A bucket list must
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    Yoga For Beginners Part lV

    I need to make pudding.
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    Yoga For Beginners Part lV

    I wish I…could do that.
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    What concerts do you have coming up?

    The Stones are playing in April at The New Orleans Jazz Fest & Heritage at the New Orleans fairgrounds. I’ve seen them twice at the Superdome. I’m contemplating it, but I’m to old deal with those large crowds for big name acts. I’m a Jazz Fest veteran. Have been going since I was seven and never missed a year until Covid, my fractured leg, and bands I’ve already seen a few times. I might. This is what the crowds look like for the big names…
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    Question: I’m Now A Grandpa

    Was on FaceTime with little bunny last night. I haven’t gotten to see him in person yet because of this new virus. Anywho, we got on the subject of what I should be named for him. I drew.a blank. That’s a life long tag and then some. Told her I’d think about it. I want something classic or original. Any suggestions?
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    Question: I’m Now A Grandpa

    Have a friend that called his grandfather PooPoo. I asked him one why? “He’d watch me during the day while mom worked. He was potty training. me and would ask if it was poopoo time. When he finally did, he looked At grandfather and said “pooopoo” it stuck.
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    1. Caption this photo 2. Why do....

    I’m with stupid Im stupid
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