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A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella and didn’t get a single hair wet. How?

What can you break , even though you’ve never touched it?

What is in front of you but can’t be seen?

I’m tall when I’m young but short when I’m old. What am I?

What surrounds your home but never moves?

The more you take the more you leave behind?

Someone posted this a few years back…read the comments too…

You should have a contest for the geeks like BillE does. Winner gets venison sausage. It’s not difficult to send food anywhere. Freeze it, pack it in dry,,ice, UPS it, and ship it.

Wanna trade?

Wanted to hear some of y’alls favorites are. Thanksgiving day traditions are fun. I’ve done a couple of these and they are a lot of fun. And have been to some that have had fun with them on turkey day and they were great. My two friends John and the other John were talking about some fun activities for a house full of kids that morning. We came up with a few. One was lock them in the basement till it was kid table time. Ughh, no.Good idea though, but no. John1: Get construction paper, and a bunch of those colored markers. Thirteen kids under nine. Glue, glitter, and paint. An hour of them being occupied on hand turkeys. My idea was to let them know someone is winning something special. Told John to keep the others busy while I did my thing. Told the other John to understand and explain we are all a team and friendship is very special to our friends. . He agreed. So the chilren are all given a piece of to who made the most and creative one. Ballots are in. John announces Al twelve, and it’s Madliyn. Her vote, everyone. A very moving moment.

Do you end up walking on the ceiling?

Japan maybe?

I think did this in Mission Impossible

https://www.thisdaytrivia.com/trivia/november-16

Cha Cha Cha

Turkey bowling in the yard that morning. What you need to have much fun. Better than cornholing. What you need for turkey bowling.: 1-A frozen turkey 2-A slip and slide folded in half to make it fun 3-A kids plastic bowling set 4-Family, friends, and laughter with fun memories

Where the streets have no shame U2

I’ve got a message from a cancer hospital promising me the moon. And an Audi banner that is just awful.

Not me, but the dolphin that lives next door loves them. Vienna sausages and potted meat are my go to.

Wasp, and Quiet Riot. Stryper was the funniest. Awful.

Ratt is a good one. Put a sock in it.

Petulant children who hold breath till they get want they, and fail. So sad they hold themselves in such regards.

Finally get a nose job and get back to the real worl,

Great find. Can’t count how many times ive seen it. I’ll start it soon..ccc

He’s been served.