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Is it true you have moobs?

There a shop-in Dallas, I think it’s namedMan Cave Or Man something that has any and everything you would want to fill your man cave. I could have spent a few grand in there. They had one and my ex wife talked me out of buying it.

That was a fun one. My friend could get to where you could jump so many busses you couldn’t see it land. Good stuff.

Hank Williams the third is fun and great in concert. Honkey Tonks meets Metal

My friend had the Evel Knievel game where you jump busses. Just as basic as Pong. I forgot Intelevisin. The games like Baseball and Football were awesome.

Can’t find it

Atari 1600

That’s a glory hole

“Do you pay extra for the two seats you take up?”

Ive got a dozen plus… “Shut up stoopid. I fawked yer mom. She raised the afterbirth and here you are!” “I might skull fawk you. I might” “You have the stinky box look. Is it true?” “When are you due?” … and many more. All suggestions are welcome. Ive been watching so many standup to prepare.. Redd Fox, Buddy Hackett, Pryor, Patrice, Murphy, C Rock, Danngerfield, Leno, and all the past and present Comedy Roasts. Jeff Ross, and all the rest. I feel like I’m ready and loaded.

Sux Shots Bunny

Yours?

My list in no order… Marilyn Chambers Ginger Lynn Christie Canyon Traci Lords Seka Alexis Texas Nina Hartley Asia Cararrea Amber Lynn All the rest. This is my classic legend list

https://504comedy.com/data/cache/b8e715f2a8ac143eba22753a9dc0bc63.jpg if I do well, I might get a chance at Sharks, or bigger, Carrollton Station.

Looks like Im getting in, in late December. I did a FaceTime with the manager and she said definitely. Now Im trying to figure out how much to consume

Millions celebrate this and won’t C U N T

Couldn’t agree more. Well done SIR, well done

Wendy’s for burgers, McDonalds for fries, and Burger King for shakes

I’ve read more books and periodicals than all combined. In my opinion, h3 was correct. Fawk Hollywood and those involved in the business. Did some get caught up in the mess that didn’t deserve it? Yes. Collateral damage. We have a charismatic (was) who now runs the center of our society in New York City. Time for another one. Release the hounds.

Time to take out the fawking trash. Which JFK should have done with Castro.

Out…

Sooo, why do you give a Fawk???

I once had to take a shat on the first date and used the woman I was withs bathroom while she made ghey drinks for us to take before we went out. I ate messican earlier that day for lunch and unloaded in her bathroom cause I had no other choice. She didn't have fabreeze or any of that so I used her Liz Taylor Perfume to mask the scent of my vile and wretched stench. Her: "This steakhouse you're bringing me to better be good! I can't believe you sprayed Liz in my bathroom. That's expensive perfume!" Me: "I planned on spraying you. Hey....It was a joke................"

Just wanted to share my New Orleans group I started. https://www.facebook.com/share/g/16rE65mJ5E/