BunnysBastatrds

You have one more strike left now. If you do it, be prepared. Don’t make comments in fun threads that are off subject. You e been warned. This is not football gheys. If you decide to respect, ,not respect this brotherhood, I haven’t gotten laid in weeks as my wifey has the green apple splatters and I’m looking for someone to take it out on. Choose wisely You have to booze the red or blue pill.

So I’m in the grocery store this morning making groceries. On the list is a certain flavor of Spam. They didn’t have it. There was a stock girl (38 DD) on the aisle and I asked her if they carry it and I introduced myself. Me: Hi darlin. I’m Bunny. Your name tag says you are Virginia. Hi Virginia. I’m looking for some spam that y’all don’t have. Virginia: That stuff sells faster than the chili. I think we’ll have Saturday. Me: OK. Thanks. It was nice meeting you. Be safe. She smiled but had look on her face saying “who is he?” First thing I thought of…

Last one. 23, and I’m retiring.

The godfather of spandex…

Julia Robert’s and Seestooopidfoam are neck and neck.

I took a viagraa, corked bottle, bbq, and Mr.Happy came to say hello. I heard this and wifey hid in the closet when she heard this.

I’m in freest state of mind.

Bunny, I’m your father…Noooooooooo

Holy Diver…

Hells Bells. You posted that Jesus is coming. Where? On your face or back?

What has four eyes and can’t see? Mississippi.

Lizards and geekos eat bi-gender BUGS. Before you know it, the snakes we have we have eat them.

I had brunch with wifey poo Sunday. Very nice. On the way home she pulled into Sally’s Beauty Supplies. She needed half dye. Me: You dyed it a few days ago. Wifey gets out of car, so I go in. It’s packed with ugly peoples. So I’m standing by wifey and she’s asking me what color do I like? Me: Whatever matches the carpet. Wifey: you didn’t even notice last night? Typical man. I removed the carpet last week and it’s porcelain now you big dummy! And i was about to respond, this two hundred fifty lbs black can of biscuits wearing zebra pants and moose knuckle and a Nirvana “Smells Like Teen Spirit” shirt and barefooted. Me: WTF!!!??? Moos Knuckle: You better recognize!

I’ll quit. I tried to call my sponsor but he’s in Cleveland and won’t respond. So……