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BunnysBastatrds

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    Let's catch-up:

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    Your Top Ten Of Anything

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    Making Groceries

    You have one more strike left now. If you do it, be prepared. Don’t make comments in fun threads that are off subject. You e been warned. This is not football gheys. If you decide to respect, ,not respect this brotherhood, I haven’t gotten laid in weeks as my wifey has the green apple splatters and I’m looking for someone to take it out on. Choose wisely You have to booze the red or blue pill.
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    Making Groceries

    So I’m in the grocery store this morning making groceries. On the list is a certain flavor of Spam. They didn’t have it. There was a stock girl (38 DD) on the aisle and I asked her if they carry it and I introduced myself. Me: Hi darlin. I’m Bunny. Your name tag says you are Virginia. Hi Virginia. I’m looking for some spam that y’all don’t have. Virginia: That stuff sells faster than the chili. I think we’ll have Saturday. Me: OK. Thanks. It was nice meeting you. Be safe. She smiled but had look on her face saying “who is he?” First thing I thought of…
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    Yoga Lessons..That Ughhh… Help

    Last one. 23, and I’m retiring.
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    Yoga Lessons..That Ughhh… Help

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    Spandex Rock

    The godfather of spandex…
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    Yoga Lessons..That Ughhh… Help

  9. Julia Robert’s and Seestooopidfoam are neck and neck.
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    Saturday Tv Funhouse

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    Saturday Tv Funhouse

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    Saturday Tv Funhouse

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    Yoga Lessons..That Ughhh… Help

    I took a viagraa, corked bottle, bbq, and Mr.Happy came to say hello. I heard this and wifey hid in the closet when she heard this.
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    Yoga Lessons..That Ughhh… Help

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    Yoga Lessons..That Ughhh… Help

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    Yoga Lessons..That Ughhh… Help

    I’m in freest state of mind.
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    Making Groceries

    Bunny, I’m your father…Noooooooooo
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    Yoga Lessons..That Ughhh… Help

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    Trampoline & Slides

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    Trampoline & Slides

    Holy Diver…
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    Im like a Mississippi Bullfrog sitting on a hollow stump

    Hells Bells. You posted that Jesus is coming. Where? On your face or back?
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    Im like a Mississippi Bullfrog sitting on a hollow stump

    What has four eyes and can’t see? Mississippi.
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    When Was The Last Time You Said WTF

    Lizards and geekos eat bi-gender BUGS. Before you know it, the snakes we have we have eat them.
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    When Was The Last Time You Said WTF

    I had brunch with wifey poo Sunday. Very nice. On the way home she pulled into Sally’s Beauty Supplies. She needed half dye. Me: You dyed it a few days ago. Wifey gets out of car, so I go in. It’s packed with ugly peoples. So I’m standing by wifey and she’s asking me what color do I like? Me: Whatever matches the carpet. Wifey: you didn’t even notice last night? Typical man. I removed the carpet last week and it’s porcelain now you big dummy! And i was about to respond, this two hundred fifty lbs black can of biscuits wearing zebra pants and moose knuckle and a Nirvana “Smells Like Teen Spirit” shirt and barefooted. Me: WTF!!!??? Moos Knuckle: You better recognize!
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    Trampoline & Slides

    I’ll quit. I tried to call my sponsor but he’s in Cleveland and won’t respond. So……
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