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  1. Julia Robert’s and Seestooopidfoam are neck and neck.
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    Saturday Tv Funhouse

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    Saturday Tv Funhouse

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    Saturday Tv Funhouse

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    Yoga Lessons..That Ughhh… Help

    I took a viagraa, corked bottle, bbq, and Mr.Happy came to say hello. I heard this and wifey hid in the closet when she heard this.
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    Yoga Lessons..That Ughhh… Help

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    Yoga Lessons..That Ughhh… Help

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    Yoga Lessons..That Ughhh… Help

    I’m in freest state of mind.
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    Making Groceries

    Bunny, I’m your father…Noooooooooo
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    Yoga Lessons..That Ughhh… Help

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    Trampoline & Slides

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    Trampoline & Slides

    Holy Diver…
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    Im like a Mississippi Bullfrog sitting on a hollow stump

    Hells Bells. You posted that Jesus is coming. Where? On your face or back?
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    Im like a Mississippi Bullfrog sitting on a hollow stump

    What has four eyes and can’t see? Mississippi.
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    When Was The Last Time You Said WTF

    Lizards and geekos eat bi-gender BUGS. Before you know it, the snakes we have we have eat them.
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    When Was The Last Time You Said WTF

    I had brunch with wifey poo Sunday. Very nice. On the way home she pulled into Sally’s Beauty Supplies. She needed half dye. Me: You dyed it a few days ago. Wifey gets out of car, so I go in. It’s packed with ugly peoples. So I’m standing by wifey and she’s asking me what color do I like? Me: Whatever matches the carpet. Wifey: you didn’t even notice last night? Typical man. I removed the carpet last week and it’s porcelain now you big dummy! And i was about to respond, this two hundred fifty lbs black can of biscuits wearing zebra pants and moose knuckle and a Nirvana “Smells Like Teen Spirit” shirt and barefooted. Me: WTF!!!??? Moos Knuckle: You better recognize!
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    Trampoline & Slides

    I’ll quit. I tried to call my sponsor but he’s in Cleveland and won’t respond. So……
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    Trampoline & Slides

    What is really impressive about this, is her wake board skills whilst drinking wine. Very impressive. And notice she’s not holding the rope and riding the wake of the boat. o
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    Trampoline & Slides

    I never wanted to be a ref till I saw this…
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    Trampoline & Slides

    Who needs jumping or slides
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    Deer Camp 2023

    Haha…Somebody is going to their wife after feeling like And since you can bait, they use malasis here. Deers apparently have a sweet tooth.
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    When Was The Last Time You Said WTF

    You know why they call golf, golf? Fawk was taken
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    Opinion: Bunny Needs an Intervention

    White Wonder tells Sux, “You must be nutz over her.” The first thing I thought of was grease monkey Sux at sixteen like? I closed my eyes when the meds and kewrs lite kicked in and I had a dream. Picture this… Sux gets his fob at local gas station in Californication. The owner sees he kind of mentally challenged.He hires to pump gas, charge oil and tire pressure, etc. His first day on the job, busts his ass. The boss wants him to drop the soap in the shower, butt was patiently awaiting. So TNG pulls up to get her, ughh, fluid changed.She’s driving a blue convertible 911 Porche. Wearing a low cut sundress. Sux started but wen to ask the boss what doe because she was very friendly. Boss: Nice Jethro. Tell er how pretty she is and what a beautiful day. He goes back and uses the boss’ advice. TNG spends three minutes explaining how she was going to a vineyard to smash grapes in a barrel , with a big smile. Sux gets nervous so he goes to boss. Sux; Her skirt is shorter than it was when she got here. Boss Wow…you? OK, here’s what you do. Show her your nuts. He goes back and says that twenty one dollars. With a smile she says thank you. What does Jethrow Sux do…
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    Your Stranded On An Island And…

    … all you have to eat are coconuts and clams. You’re dreaming about having your last drink and sex.Then instant karma happens. That bum you gave a Jackson to many moons ago and that hooker in Minnesota pays off. A pint flask of whiskey is on the beach. It has”RUB Me And Chug Me” written on it. So you say “Fawkin A” And followed the directions and are rewarded. It’s Ana Nichole Smith ( when she was smoking hot) and she says you get three wishes Master. What do you desire? Holly fawking heaven… What are your three wishes from genie Ana Nicole Smith?
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    Making Groceries

    I’m not being disrespectful. It’s been forty five years since? My work friends were crude and had no filter. I was at a bar one night and a guy buys everybody a round. So Johnnny stands up to make a toast to grandma. He says something along the lines of she was an incredible woman who made the best lasagna and raised some beautiful children. And I also hope she forgives me for the stealing of her vicadins for all those years from her bathroom. Salute!!! At that point he was long gone. And he said something I will never forget. “ Her jaw dropped decade ago.” 🥹
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