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Everything posted by BunnysBastatrds
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These are my new two favorites. Neil who?
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There was a bagina that opened up really big, big enough to throw a turkey down hallelujah hallway. You saw the light, got smacked on your ass, cried, and have spent the rest of yours life trying to recreate that moment.
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So I went to an online YTA meeting today. The moderator was pretty cool. After the introductions he asks Chico if he wants to say something. Chico: hi, I’m Chico and I’m a youtubeholic. Group: Hey Chico. Chico: I got my seven day sobriety ytg chip yesterday. It’s been so hard. Between the low rider, soccer videos, and phat asses, I’m going insane. (Sobs) Group: Thank you Chico Moderator: Gloria Whole, would you like to contribute? Gloria Whole” Hi. My name is Gloria. I can’t stop watching wood peckers, big machinery, and peep holes. I combined all three this morning. ( Soba) . Group: Thank you Gloria. Moderator: Bunny, would you like to continue this discussion? Me: Hi, imI.BunnysBastatrds and I’m an alcoholic, ehhh, youtubeaholic. Group: Hi Bunny. Me: it fawking started two years ago with kitten, puppies, and dolphin vids.Before I knew it, I was watching plus wemens bathing suits videos in Honduras. I went through more Klenex than a funeral home. Again, sorry.I’m Y cursed.
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Thank you TNG. I always needed a great wedge.
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O Mental will make you crazy.I get off the phone with Suxism and drink a beer. Fast forward two hours and I have to go. I go, and while I’m adjusting my panties, I hear a loud noise, and fell. I hit my head so hard on the ceramic floor, I was knocked unconscious. I woke up and realized how bad I hit my head. So I did the three questions that doctors give the football players in the blue tent. 1-Who is the first president? ( They ask black players who freed the slavers) 2-What is your zip code and phone number? 3-Tell me a song, movie quote, or something you read. I passed myself protocol and crawled from the bathroom to the couch. Didn’t want to risk another fall. Thank you Sux for the advice. I did the big no no and fell asleep. I wake to the door bell. It’s three South American wemens.Two look like they could play offensive tackles for the Eagles, and the other one you just 2anted sit in a hammock with and make her tell truth.The two tackles: Oooh la la. He could bring me on moonlight ride any night! I’m not going to lie. It moved. And I thought of this…
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You write novels. Explain darlin.
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The fall? It’s fall, right?
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And yes. Can’t you tell?
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Yeah. The messican maids made me want to go to the Caribbean again.
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My Advice To You…Pound Southern Wemens
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My Advice To You…Pound Southern Wemens
BunnysBastatrds replied to BunnysBastatrds's topic in The Geek Club
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My Advice To You…Pound Southern Wemens
BunnysBastatrds replied to BunnysBastatrds's topic in The Geek Club
Had a girl wearing daisy dukes. She asks why they call me Bunny. Me: I’ll show you if you want? Daisy:takes the pockets out and unzipped her jeans and asks if I’ve ever kissed a wabbit between the ears? -
Fawk it…it’s got “ish” Wish I was in it.
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The top secret documents won’t be released until 2033. Gurante most will be blacked out.
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First time I landed there, I walked out to have a heater and coffee. I looked across and saw the Budweiser distribution center. Massive. A cabby asked for one and I said “That’s a huge facility and that sign is the biggest I’ve ever seen.” Cabbie: That’s the biggest sign in all of America. I went back in and went to the bar and got myself a beer.
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I knew I’m two weeks early butt…
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I’m sorry. I can’t stop. I need a fawking seven day detox with no phone or alcohol. I need an exorcist. Maybe. Speaking of beavers…