BunnysBastatrds

I got really buzzed with my meds and spirits. I tried to get healthy and stretchy. I tried to do a split doing yoga with and lost a nut. The girl that was teaching me yoga did a split and three senior rings fell out from 1988. I lost mine years ago, senior ring. And I finally found it.

Don’t you dare try and disrupt my love for TNG mother fawker who stole my blower.

Hey diddy, diddy put your kitty in the middle and dance like this…

Me contemplating politics now…

My nickname for TNG has always been cinnamon buns.

Thank you for the mamories. It moved.

These are my new two favorites. Neil who?

There was a bagina that opened up really big, big enough to throw a turkey down hallelujah hallway. You saw the light, got smacked on your ass, cried, and have spent the rest of yours life trying to recreate that moment.

So I went to an online YTA meeting today. The moderator was pretty cool. After the introductions he asks Chico if he wants to say something. Chico: hi, I’m Chico and I’m a youtubeholic. Group: Hey Chico. Chico: I got my seven day sobriety ytg chip yesterday. It’s been so hard. Between the low rider, soccer videos, and phat asses, I’m going insane. (Sobs) Group: Thank you Chico Moderator: Gloria Whole, would you like to contribute? Gloria Whole” Hi. My name is Gloria. I can’t stop watching wood peckers, big machinery, and peep holes. I combined all three this morning. ( Soba) . Group: Thank you Gloria. Moderator: Bunny, would you like to continue this discussion? Me: Hi, imI.BunnysBastatrds and I’m an alcoholic, ehhh, youtubeaholic. Group: Hi Bunny. Me: it fawking started two years ago with kitten, puppies, and dolphin vids.Before I knew it, I was watching plus wemens bathing suits videos in Honduras. I went through more Klenex than a funeral home. Again, sorry.I’m Y cursed.

Professor Bunny Time

Thank you TNG. I always needed a great wedge.

O Mental will make you crazy.I get off the phone with Suxism and drink a beer. Fast forward two hours and I have to go. I go, and while I’m adjusting my panties, I hear a loud noise, and fell. I hit my head so hard on the ceramic floor, I was knocked unconscious. I woke up and realized how bad I hit my head. So I did the three questions that doctors give the football players in the blue tent. 1-Who is the first president? ( They ask black players who freed the slavers) 2-What is your zip code and phone number? 3-Tell me a song, movie quote, or something you read. I passed myself protocol and crawled from the bathroom to the couch. Didn’t want to risk another fall. Thank you Sux for the advice. I did the big no no and fell asleep. I wake to the door bell. It’s three South American wemens.Two look like they could play offensive tackles for the Eagles, and the other one you just 2anted sit in a hammock with and make her tell truth.The two tackles: Oooh la la. He could bring me on moonlight ride any night! I’m not going to lie. It moved. And I thought of this…

You write novels. Explain darlin.

The fall? It’s fall, right?

And yes. Can’t you tell?

Yeah. The messican maids made me want to go to the Caribbean again.

Had a girl wearing daisy dukes. She asks why they call me Bunny. Me: I’ll show you if you want? Daisy:takes the pockets out and unzipped her jeans and asks if I’ve ever kissed a wabbit between the ears?

Fawk it…it’s got “ish” Wish I was in it.