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Had a girl wearing daisy dukes. She asks why they call me Bunny. Me: I’ll show you if you want? Daisy:takes the pockets out and unzipped her jeans and asks if I’ve ever kissed a wabbit between the ears?

Fawk it…it’s got “ish” Wish I was in it.

The top secret documents won’t be released until 2033. Gurante most will be blacked out.

First time I landed there, I walked out to have a heater and coffee. I looked across and saw the Budweiser distribution center. Massive. A cabby asked for one and I said “That’s a huge facility and that sign is the biggest I’ve ever seen.” Cabbie: That’s the biggest sign in all of America. I went back in and went to the bar and got myself a beer.

I knew I’m two weeks early butt…

I’m sorry. I can’t stop. I need a fawking seven day detox with no phone or alcohol. I need an exorcist. Maybe. Speaking of beavers…

You want leaders..

You forgot the apostrophe you grammar nazi. And these mood drugs are not…

Heavy Halloween pumpkin I carved to look like yer mom. I came in second place.I lost to someone who carved a pumpkin of Hillary Clinton and had yellow crime scene tape around it. Can’t win for losing when you reinjure your leg saying goodbye to someone you got to make pumpkin pie out of.

Incident? When you named him Toby?

Wind Talkers were a great asset during WWII

Pretty nice airport. Better than Newark.

It’s almost tapped out. Put a cup on it.

And my Avatar rules!

My Posty impression…”never seen it” I haven’t and never will. Garbage , just like Harry Potter and Lord Of The Rings. I’d watch a how to, to finger my own balloon knot. Wait, YouTube time. I’ll be ughhh, back!