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Nice

Crabs suck!

I was at Disney in Florida with my family and we stayed at The Grand Floridian. Got up one morning and was standing in line for lunch. Who is standing in front of me in line Kristie Alley. She turned and looked at me with those beautiful blue eyes, and I was speechless. She is a very beautiful woman.

How do you know Breaux Mart? That’s a New Orleans grocery store? Hmmm.

Ding Ding

A barn? The one yer mom taught me to milk like a pro?

I heard he got to much glue on his head and got stuck to a wall. They said he is yellow and shiot.

I’ll have what he’s having.

Tell that t Elvis. He had a badge and everything. From Nixon.

I saw it. He did get his shiot together. A wife and kids. GFH

LMFAO Calling out.

When I saw yer moms place..

I grew up and was an only child. I’d didn’t find out I was adopted till my late teens. Was adopted in Texas so it would have taken an act of God to unseal those records. Spit in test tube and before I know i, I have a bother and sister on my birth fathers side and a brother and sister on my birth mothers side. Fifty years knowing ZERO about where I came from. They didn’t know anything about me other than vague stories they might have a sibling of unknown gender.I took it slow but eventually got to know all by phone and text. The sisters are really receptive. I speak with one every Saturday night, the other during holidays. I met my brother in person here as he was in town for the Bears game this year with his friends. Very incredible experience and somewhat of an emotional day for both.Brought him and one of his friends to lunch Monday before their flight left out four hours later, and we went to my house so they could just recharge the batteries after a fun weekend in the Quarter. My other brother is a recluse living in the desert. I’ve spoken with him a few times, but not much.

Try and become the first female president and another bush in the White House

We should all do a phagotoeoson rain dance prayer till it comes.