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Don’t know about you, but the wifey is She’s walking funny from all the stretching

Taysom Hill-The Swiss Army Knife

He is my sibling on my birth father’s side. Neither of us knew we had a brother till I spit into that test tube and mailed it off. Found out my ancestory, and the Gods of the Universe smiled down on me. Four siblings. Two brothers and two sisters. Mind you, I grew up an only child.Fawking amazing. Double trifecta. If you add. Birth mom and dad. So he calls and says he wants to meet me, his brother. He’s coming to New Orleans for the Saints/Bears game. Told him I can’t wait to meet you and your family and friends.Said I would love to give him the tour of the city. I can tell that we are both a bit nervous.But I can fix that quickly. I can’t wait.

Fawking crazy you said Prost.That’s his last name.

He and his best friend took an Uber to my house around eleven Went to a local poor boy’s place. They had roast beef dressed. Told the waitress, extra gravy.I want it dripping down their arms. I got a boring hot sausage with mayo and cheese. They loved it. He went to pay and I said “ No my brother from another mother.” I’m the host. Have a seat!.” Then went back to my place so I could show off my pupies and meet my girl. They were completely exhausted. Told them to take a doe-doe and relax. Two of the most incredible days. Brother calls his seventeen year old son. Brother: Here, talk to your uncle Bunny. Nephew. This is amazing for all of us. Why are you called Bunny? Me: Because I had a nephew that stole my carrots and I locked him in the attic. Nephew… GTFO.!!! Great weekend.

Same thing happened to me with Oprah. I was brunching her and her every Sunday and she stopped calling. Wemens.

Please don’t bring me down this road you’re trying to create. If you do, I warned you. I really hope you don’t but know it’s in your best interest not to. Oh, and Jesus fawked whorea after he was born.

That’s gonna leave a mark Horseshoes. He’ll need more Ben Gay, a band aid, and ice.

Did you walk right through the door?

Biggest 80’s front door mat, I ever saw.

What is going on these days with Joes that clearly are men with damaged sperm and are so glass licking pervs?

It is. And thanks. His buddies from ChiTown are leaving early tomorrow morning. He lives in Phoenix so he has a direct flight out of Louis Armstrong at 6:00 PM. Told him is welcome to come here in the morning and hang out. Can’t wait.

I’m an inch bigger ya Gaylord.

We were like peas and carrots from the introduction. Shook hands like men do, and he immediately hugged. A very heart warming moment. Incredible overwhelming emotions. He just texted me and said he had so much fun at the game with his friends and how much fun the locals fans were.They are going to eat at Dragos(home of the charbroiled oysters) and then hit Harrah’s. Since they are from Chicago, I told them to put a fiver on 23 on the roulette table.I’ve won on that number Wish I was there but this day is best buds day that he grew up with them.

Awwwww. It appears that Jim Baker needs a hug. Get a dawg big fella.

I drank a hand grenade at Tropical Isle on Bourbon Street whilst reading this.

I hope the story about Sug Knight and his posse getting into his Vegas room and dangerous him on the balcony till he signed over the rights to that song is true. Funny video.

Rice rice gravy…