BunnysBastatrds

Love those smothered cheese chicke sammiches whilst looking for camel toes

As an insurance adjuster for twenty five years, accident scene investigator, I would have to read any and all police’s reports, listen to recorded statements, and scope the myself or trust the witnessess involved.

Yer moms is definitely big brown and furry.

UPS plane crashes in Louisville… https://www.wlwt.com/article/plane-crash-louisville-airport-injuries/69255225

Took two Cialis and came in her in the morning

I still love me some pudding still

Something Newbie said earlier in a Phur thread reminded of the first time I ate tuna. I was in High School and had sex/bj's with the wemens but for some reason I never went down on them. Don't remember if I was scared or they didn't want it. One night me and some friends were watching this comedy show and the comedian (might have been Dice-don't remember) says to do your ABC's. Two of my friends started laughing and said they do that, sign their name and write out the lyrics to AC/DC's Highway To Hell. A few days later I was writing out the lyrics to Ratts "Lay It Down". She acheived lift off and commented after that my face looked like a glazed donut, just as it should. I was hooked.

Great job Biff

I thought John Wayne Gasy was Bozo

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Im very fond of your turd cutter

Did you know that Queen also did the soundtrack for Highlander also. Only great band to do that twice

I don’t have a great ass like Michael

It’s my menstrual cycle days when I’m good.

I see to dry hump Missy M to this song and Billy Squires “Tock Me Tonight” in her dad’s Buick. And, of course, fingered her as well till BJ time.

Guess I’m out. Great fun. Thanks Biff

Taco Tico

I’ll post it after. Already have my intro. “Hello. My name is Bastatrds. Bunny Bastatrds.”. Like James Bond. Can’t fawking wait. Thanks brother.

Anyone want to go to redfish bow night fishing.

Saw them at CBGBs

If I was a ghey bee, would you still eat me

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