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Roadhouse Blues…

How Soon Is Now I woke up this morning and got myself a beer, the future’s uncertain and the end is always near

If you do get to enjoy that experience, there are things you need to bring. 1-KY Jelly 2-Magnum Condoms (Not for yous, him) 3-A sock puppet with three button eyes 4-Escape Route 5-A gift card from Long Dong Silvers PS…Do not Smell that rag

Choose…You’re on death row and you’re told you can pick one of these two or have your last meal. Which do you choose or… or…

They bank on it.

I was a huge fan of Maiden. Saw them once here with WASP in the 80s. I always loved getting their new album and going home listening and trying to find the symbol on the cover. My wifeys son had his band room in the garage. He got a number of the beast poster. He didnt know about the small sign the put on every and all things Eddie. I had a Piece Of Mind tapestry on my ceiling way back then. Brahhh

Spring break in 87. That album was playing up and down the beach.

Dead? Blue crab bait in the Gulf on a string line.

I couldn't agree more. Just like this candidate..

That's why she is named after a cushion

I couldn't agree more. Any music pre 2000 I know a lot about. I always try to incorporate it in conversation when I meet people in business or parties. Great ice breaker.

What does Maddow have in common with a broken french tickler rubber? It doesnt make sense.

Only if they win an Olympic gold medal and can land on the cover of Wheaties.

Until Skeletor fires his GM that he refuses to out of loyalty, they will be parenial losers.

I had a T-Shirt that said "Freshmen...Get Em While They Are Skinny" Helped to get the chubby juniors.

Wifeys sister has one and as much as she loves it, she hates it. Twelve grand alone on battery issues over the past six months. And she cant sell it, as nobody wants it.

I hope she slips on black ice

WTF happens to Buf RB Cook? I can’t find anything.

Where was Cook?

Where is Cook?

I gave yer mom a pearl necklace twice