BunnysBastatrds

Mounds. Candy Cigarettes. Candy corn. Rock candy.

Great sauce.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Apparently, they won’t be there for you.

My wifffey soaking wet all the time.

Jesus Fawking Jehovia, what a great time.

Ii loved the 80s. Great deeade imo.

Mine drinks lemonade and farts, then wants me to launch the boat.

I was trying to learn Sister Golden Hair and some tricky Stones songs. I couldn’t do the bar chords. Drove me mad. I could play this… …and this… Took me over a year to learn how to play them. I’m I would sit on the washing machine listening and learning. I was positive that I would. Came as close as you can to doing it right. Confident, I tried songs with bar chords. Nope. Couldn’t make them sound right. A teacher said it was the awkward shape of my index finger. I pretty much quit after that. If you want something fun and easy to play, Tom Pettys greatest hits in,tablature. Great songs.

Just woke up and had to righty this one down, I’m on Zoloft and some anti anxiety medication. Add beer, and this shiot happens. So in my now very vivid dreams, it’s a wonder world. I’m walking down the street at midnight and the ice cream truck comes out of nowhere . Playing that creepy song that goes like this……dun a dun a dun na dun na dun….. The driver pulls up to me and asks what I want kid. So I get an ice cream samich. He says “hey kid, beware. There’s pack of penguins wearing leather jackets looking for trouble. Be safe. I laughed it off. Next thing I know, they’re behind me. Waddling behind me. I started booking it, but they were keeping up. I started crying and they were all on top of me shittting on me and calling me names. Then I woke up.

I have problems with bar chord’s also. Never could understand why. I have large hands also. I almost gave up trying. Read a few books and learned there a different chords to use. There are also guitars that have a curved neck . From the top of the neck to bottom. It helps a lot. Found an old Fender acoustic that had one of those necks. Made a huge difference. Don’t give up. The guitarist for Black Sabbath, I think, had a half of an index finger. He learned chords that weren’t bared.

Caught out of Venice. The captain said he had rarely see a fish fighting that hard. I was in a chair pulling him in. My hands were like crab claws. They barely worked.Great day though. About three months later I’m laying on the couch on a Saturday afternoon with frozen peas on my giblets, beer, Vicodin, and the remote. I had a vasectomy the day before. It was a good day. So while I’m surfing, I come across this local public channel showing sports videos. Intrigued, I watch. They were showing the LSU ladies softball team deep sea fishing out of Venice. They were on the same vessel, Semper Fi 2. Same crew. So they go into the deep gulf waters, and fish on. The catcher that looks like a white gorilla. This biotch puts the rod in her crotch and pulls in an a hundred pound yellow fin tuna. It was amazing. Then, the other four did it too, without the chair. I was so emasculated, I worked out for months thinking the catcher who could prolly take me out in a dark alley.

God damn y’all were brutal.Great fun. Wish Newbie was still here. He was a quality poster.

I’ll make you alligator sauce piquante. You’ll slap me it’s so good.

He is the epitome of a water truck and vinegar truck colliding.

Let me know when you come. Venice has incredible fishing. I caught my first eighty lbs yellow fin tuna there. You can stop in Port Sulfur on the way down there. Go night bow fishing for reds in the marshes in an air boat. Venice is the lowest point in Louisiana. Fishing there is bucket list.

Love that series. I grew up as a young kid watching them battle. Great basketball.

Ya, it makes Manhattan look like the garden of Eden. :rolling eyes:

What does a ghey horse say…. Heyyyyyy