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Sorry. It’s a classic.

Last time I went to a buffet not in a Casino I realized how the other half live.

My wifey has Big OleTD,s.

Awwww. I knew a person like you many moons ago. It came to me in confidence and explained that his mom used to put chunky JIFF peanut butter on his pee-pee and bring the dog in to have breakfast on it as an alternative to an alarm clock. He asks if that’s normal. Me: No. She just is just teasing you with what’s next. I’d be scared. Like this…

Best pizza I’ve EVER had was in New York at Lombardis near NYU.in Manhattan. One ofThe oldest pizzeria’s in America and the oldest wood fire ovens. It’s a quick cab drive from where you are.And their pies are bigger than any pie I’ve ever, ughhh, eaten.

I saw them in Houston at Astroworld when I was fifteen. Got a ride to see my uncle there one summer.They were bringing their dogs to a dog show. Worst fawking van ride EVER. Five dogs farting non stop and two old wemens who wouldn’t stop talking. So I’m sitting in the hotel lobby waiting for my uncle to pick me up. The front check in is filled with crazy dog biotches. And who walks in…Grace Slick and her tour entourage. She pushes the crazy dog biotches to the side and demands she get her room. I heard one of the dog biotches say, “Go get the hounds!!!”. One of the funniest fifteen minutes of my life. I saw them the next night and wished one of the crazies would sic her it was so awful.

Saw them in 88. VERY great show.

Sorry my brother. I lost three friends in the past three years. All alcohol related. One died whilst completely drunk and taking vicadins like candy. They found JH at the bottom of the stairs a week later from a fall and broken neck.My friend Frank was standing in line at an Exon gas station buying a sixer. Dropped dead of a heart attack. They found half an 8- ball in his truck. His brother Rick was found dead in his sleep. His father passed a year before and he couldn’t handle the stress of dealing with the stress. Autopsy showed his BAL was .6.0 and he had Zanax in him. As I write this, my best friend Rocket that I’ve known for almost fifty years has cirrhosis of the liver. He’ll be passing soon. All four drank themselves to death. Don’t want to jinx myself, but……

1. First Concert- Cheap Trick 2. Last Concert - No Doubt 3. Worst Concert - zBolton &Kenny G 4. Loudest Concert - Iron Maiden 5. Best Concert - Pearl Jam/Soundgarden They played Temple Of The Dog at the encore 6. Seen The Most - Ozzy 7. Most Surprising - Twisted Sister 8. Happy Got To See - Rolling Stones, SRV,Judas Priest, Pat Benatar, Body Count, and Prince 9. Wish I Could Have Seen - The Doors 10. Seeing Next - I’m waiting for the Jazz Festival lineup to come out

Sorry , I was really banged up and, let’s just leave it at that.

You know what, Fawk y’all. You’re not interested in continuing or any conversation. I’m just trying to make things easier and more productive. I’m trying and a lot of you can care the Fawk less. I’m beginning to despise you for your ignorance. Play, stay, or go the Fawk away!!!

Mounds. Candy Cigarettes. Candy corn. Rock candy.

Great sauce.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Apparently, they won’t be there for you.

My wifffey soaking wet all the time.

Jesus Fawking Jehovia, what a great time.

Ii loved the 80s. Great deeade imo.

Mine drinks lemonade and farts, then wants me to launch the boat.