BunnysBastatrds

Depends on the Oilers

First thing I thought of reading this post…

Spermicidefoamingatthemouf…Spermicidefoamingatthemouf…Spermicidefoamingatthemouf

Spermicidefoam…Spermacidefoam…Spermicidefoam

Spermafoaam…Spermafoam…Spermafoam

Shut your fawking pie hole sir. They are and i will ride them all till my moped gets stolen by a fatty, again.

One that can fail my breathalyzer I can.

I just realized who he reminds me of…

Little Johnny comes home from school and found his dad working on his car. Little Johnny: Hey dad, I heard some words today that I don’t know. Dad: What did you hear? Little Johnny: Biotch and possay. So dad goes and grabs a Playboy and sits him down. He grabs a sharpie and makes a circle on the centerfold. Dad: Little Johnny this is a woman. Whats inside the circle is a poosay. Every thing else is biotch. Understand?

Tell that to Randolph Scott

His name is not Kunta KinIky anymore. His name is now spermicidalfoam.

Giants white.

Wemens that don’t have 80’s bush.

Evil Dead…

I painted yer moms rotten eggs on Good Friday and it wasn’t cheap.

Mine…

The herpes and the sypliss , he caught from Nikki the Muppet made him crazy and is in hiding in a closet in Brooklyn waiting fo Geraldo to find him.

I fly like school on a Saturday… …no class

I had two in junior high. One Grey and one Black. Almost bought a wine colored one this year but they were to small.

You should have introduced them to the blue water.

Yer moms place

That’s great. I’m adopted and I love those who do. I wished my birth mother and father yesterday by phone. I was able to find them through Ancestry, which was a Christmas present from my new wifey two years ago.

Are you calling me out for being white and having two left feet and a small pemus?

My d!ck is in the punch.Thank you. I’m guessing yours is in your cousins fruit cake.

I see your swartchz is as big as mine