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I do all the time. Found a hundred dollar bill twice in one week once. I have tendencies to always scope my surroundings.

Like you giving good face?

That’s reason a hundred and one to own dogs.

Easily. Right after Katrina I passed out seven semis of water, and seven of ice and MRE’s. Have you ever volunteered your time to give water paid for and provided by the government?Paying taxes doesn’t count.

Senior year in HS. At lunch. By the time I got to sixth period math class I was tripping so hard at watching Ms. Alexa teaching algebra 2 , I saw the meaning of life through math. Walked out laughing and got in my car and left. Turned on the radio and Dust In The Wind came on. Very odd afternoon.

I know.Didn’t realize she has braces till she looked up and wouldn’t stop down there. I tried to tap out to no avail. Is her middle name Jaws?

There’s a government program online that teaches over forty languages, for free. It was written to help government employees to learn languages they may need. It’s the fastest way to learn them. Better than any you can buy. Can’t remember the .gov website. The hardest one I tried was Arabic. On a 1-5 rating, it’s a five if you are learning from a program. English is a three and a half. I’ll look for it later. I had two friends from Malaysia who taught me their native language. Very easy. A one on the scale. It’s been over thirty years and rusty. Bahee and Hi.

I was playing golf one Sunday evening at a course surrounded by houses. I got to the back nine and was hooking my driver left. Hit one a mile but it ended up near a wrought iron fence near a backyard. I drive up and this couple is bbqing with drinks listening to the Saints game. I look over and there’s fiver right on the fence line. Trying to be nonchalant, I go to pick it up. While doing so I hear “get him!!!” A German Shepherd came hauling ass showing teef. I ran to my cart without hitting my ball. The couple was laughing hysterically. Me: Good one. Cheers.

I have a pork chop recipe that’s pretty good and easy. Brown the pork chops. Add two cans of crème of mushroom, two cans of cream of asparagus, and a can of cream of chicken. Add seasoning of your choice. I always add the holy trinity and minced garlic. Fresh asparagus and bake in the oven. Make fresh mashed potatoes, garlic bread, and smother all with the gravy. Enjoy.

Where do you think bacon comes from.

Which way do you do it? One in the pink and two in the stink, ot two in the oink and one in the stink?

If those students had ever taken it. Shut the Fawk up and do your homework.

This. I have numerous hot sauces, mustard, mayo brands, garlic sauces, tartar sauce, cocktail sauce, some Chinese sauce, KY jelly, and butter in a squeeze bottle.

I’ve got a convertible Volkswagen Rabbit I bought for my daughter.

I had twelve season tickets for years. I gave eight of them when companies started making rules about gifts received from us. The lower on the chain complained that they were not benefiting from the perks the higher ups received. So I transferred eight of them to two friends who were on the waiting list for years. Kept the original four.. I realized three years back that I didn’t need to go to games anymore. The headaches, cost, and the comfort of watching them at home was more enjoyable. Would have liked to go to the game tonight, as I truly love night home games. I sat on the couch, could piss when I wanted to, drink beer that didn’t cost me nine bucks a piece, and listen for it on our local AM radio station WWL. Don’t really miss it.

NSFW but very educational for new parents.

Read that when they made that the budget was so low they couldn’t afford horses so they had a guy in the movie make horse sound’s walking with coconuts.

She was good in The Heat.I wouldn’t want to see her nekid though.