BunnysBastatrds

She tells him to to get off her lawn

https://youtu.be/k7Z5wne1b8E?si=iCHfwg-T6EuGfzt0 Pretty good list. I’d add.. Ray The Highway Men Tucker

Laugh out loud numerous times.

Buddy Holley

I’m getting off track but…it’s been hijab, so…

I fingered her if you know what I mean.

So Gawd creates Adam and Eve. They are warned to not eat the apples on the forbidden tree. As Gawd predicted, they did, and some serious fawking. Eve needed to bathe. She went into the ocean and was eaten out by numerous fishes. She came back for round three and went to town. Adam: Your bagina smells like fish. What happened? Eve: I got eaten out by a tuna named Charlie. So every time you smell that vile and wretched pudding of yours, thank that Eve for ruining it for all of us.

A strap on

Ill eat anything like Mikey does.

A water truck and a vinegar truck collide. What sound does it make

That’s because I ate it.

I know. I sometimes forget you’re one of them. Not sorry you fawking phaggot

Brave Heart

Vernacular ability to understand and think is almost extinct in this day and age. Fawking sad.

I was six. Pre school. They announced that Santa was coming today. Every one was freaking out. So I go to the bathroom after lunch and the scariest kid in school was wading up TP and wetting them and throwing them on the walls and mirrors. He was Moe from Calvin & Hobbs. So I joined the appetite of preschool destruction. Moe: Do you believe in Santa? Me: Yes. Why? Moe: Parents are the ones . My sister told me. I’ve been in preschool for my second time. I’m no dummy. Santa comes in with his bag of presents. Moe and I are in the back. Kids are going chestnuts. Moe had convinced me. He’s no dummy. So we sat back. When the party was over they hugged Santa and the teachers said he had to go the North Pole. They made us wait till he got off the roof and flew back. A very theatrical moment. Moe pulls me outside and lit a jay, and we both look over and Santa and is driving a POS motorcycle and stopped at the light. The teachers come out and pointed to the sky exclaming “There’s Santa!!!” Moe and I… he’s right, Santa is at the Streetlight!!! Time out ensued.

Apollo 13 Larry Flint Monster