BunnysBastatrds

It’s my menstrual cycle days when I’m good.

I see to dry hump Missy M to this song and Billy Squires “Tock Me Tonight” in her dad’s Buick. And, of course, fingered her as well till BJ time.

Guess I’m out. Great fun. Thanks Biff

Taco Tico

I’ll post it after. Already have my intro. “Hello. My name is Bastatrds. Bunny Bastatrds.”. Like James Bond. Can’t fawking wait. Thanks brother.

Anyone want to go to redfish bow night fishing.

Saw them at CBGBs

If I was a ghey bee, would you still eat me

Vote geeks

I was born during the Heidi Bowl game right when they switched to the Heidi movie.

I’m drinking to the weather

Are you still with us?

Alexis Texas was my go to. But I've seen everything she's done. She's getting older. The lips don't lie. It's time to move on. Any suggestions?

Who are our new stars?

Sux

Kirstie Alley Ellen Barkin Marilyn Chambers Jenifer Jason Leigh Cindy Crawford

Bump

Sux is a light weight who can’t cook

It moved

Me too

I still haven’t yet checked this off of my bucket list.

I had a party at my house Saturday night and a bunch of friends came over to see some friends visiting from Texas. We haven't all gotten together in a couple of years so of course we threw a nice big party. So as the night goes on, a cop shows up at my house in full uniform whom I've never seen before. I was told by the Misses that he is our friend Steves new boy toy but don't say anything because he's not really ghey, he's just young and curious. Me: OK. He's got a gun and is with a ghey friend of ours who bangs anything he can get his hands on and I can't say anything about it because he's not ghey yet? Misses: They haven't done anything yet but Steve is really working him. Don't do anything stoopid to run him off. Me: I wonder if he'll let me play with his taser? Copper walked up behind me, pulled out his taser, and showed me how it works. My peeps around me got really nervous and most went inside to get another drink. Poosays. It was one of those tasers that you have physically put on the person getting tazed not the ones that shoot. So I was about to taze myself when the Misses walked back over. Misses: You see? This is what I'm talking about. I ask you not to do anything stoopid and yet you were seconds away from tazing yourself. Copper: I'm sorry Mrs. Bunny. He took the taser away and gave my wife one of those:wub: young boy flirty looks and then begins lecturing me about how the taser is not a toy. Copper: Sir you could have really hurt yourself and got me in a lot of trouble. Unfawkingreal. So as he's looking at my wife smiling and as I get lectured by this man who doesn't know if he wants to put non girly things in his mouth from Stevie or fawk my cougar wife, out of the corner of my vision I see Stevie is giving me the stink eye cause he aint getting it that night. Me: I aint getting any either. Cheers. The Copper then puts his taser away and tells everyone good night as he has to go back to work. Misses: Arsehole!!!

I still listen to AM

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