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    *** 90s Alternative Rock Draft***

    Saw them at CBGBs
  2. If I was a ghey bee, would you still eat me
  3. I was born during the Heidi Bowl game right when they switched to the Heidi movie.
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    Any of you lushes getting sloshed tonight?

    I’m drinking to the weather
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    peenie's swan song....

    Are you still with us?
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    Help Me Pick A New Pron Star

    Alexis Texas was my go to. But I've seen everything she's done. She's getting older. The lips don't lie. It's time to move on. Any suggestions?
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    Help Me Pick A New Pron Star

    Who are our new stars?
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    80s crushes

    Kirstie Alley Ellen Barkin Marilyn Chambers Jenifer Jason Leigh Cindy Crawford
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    Hey SUX, lets have a drink together online.

    Sux is a light weight who can’t cook
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    I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up

    It moved
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    Look at me!

    Me too
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    I Was Almost Tazed

    I still haven’t yet checked this off of my bucket list.
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    I Was Almost Tazed

    I had a party at my house Saturday night and a bunch of friends came over to see some friends visiting from Texas. We haven't all gotten together in a couple of years so of course we threw a nice big party. So as the night goes on, a cop shows up at my house in full uniform whom I've never seen before. I was told by the Misses that he is our friend Steves new boy toy but don't say anything because he's not really ghey, he's just young and curious. Me: OK. He's got a gun and is with a ghey friend of ours who bangs anything he can get his hands on and I can't say anything about it because he's not ghey yet? Misses: They haven't done anything yet but Steve is really working him. Don't do anything stoopid to run him off. Me: I wonder if he'll let me play with his taser? Copper walked up behind me, pulled out his taser, and showed me how it works. My peeps around me got really nervous and most went inside to get another drink. Poosays. It was one of those tasers that you have physically put on the person getting tazed not the ones that shoot. So I was about to taze myself when the Misses walked back over. Misses: You see? This is what I'm talking about. I ask you not to do anything stoopid and yet you were seconds away from tazing yourself. Copper: I'm sorry Mrs. Bunny. He took the taser away and gave my wife one of those:wub: young boy flirty looks and then begins lecturing me about how the taser is not a toy. Copper: Sir you could have really hurt yourself and got me in a lot of trouble. Unfawkingreal. So as he's looking at my wife smiling and as I get lectured by this man who doesn't know if he wants to put non girly things in his mouth from Stevie or fawk my cougar wife, out of the corner of my vision I see Stevie is giving me the stink eye cause he aint getting it that night. Me: I aint getting any either. Cheers. The Copper then puts his taser away and tells everyone good night as he has to go back to work. Misses: Arsehole!!!
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    What was your favorite rock station growing up ?

    I still listen to AM
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    What was your favorite rock station growing up ?

    WRNO the rock of New Orleans 99.5
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    Salad toppings

    Shrimp, croutons, eggs, and remoulade dressing.
  17. I sawr it. She was bugaru. Thought about fingering her.
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    *** 90s Alternative Rock Draft***

    Dave Mathew’s isn’t progressive
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    Question for MaxiO

    Put the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again
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    Elon says that Trump is in the Epstein files.

    Elton John said Trump has a small Johnson
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    Grocery store shopping tips...

    I online shop at Walmart. You pay a once a year cost and tip the driver. Well worth it. Two things though. Never buy beef from there or any kind of fresh fruits/vegetables. They give you the ones that are ready to expire. I get my at Winn Dixie.
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