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I do theft control/greeter at a popular sports store. Rules for addressing shop lifters, let them go and don’t confront them in anyway. If you try and stop them, they drop the merchandise on the ground and pretend to fall down hard because you tried to stop them and sue the store for ten grand, and they most always win. Sad and crazy times. Last Sunday, there was guy seen shoplifting in the fan sports apparel stealing Saints jerseys. He came in dressed like a woman with a wig and dress on and a distinctive colored hat. Told manager and he looked at the video and gave me a picture to be on the lookout. He showed back up Tuesday and they y caught him. Hiring a detail cop would be a quick fix but they don’t do it.Dumd move as it would be cheaper than losing inventory loss.

Didn’t Slick Willy sell our rocket secrets to China? Of course he did. It’s been proven.

Fake brain cancer.

Who saw that coming, or were waiting for it, criminals. Only an amount of time time till the police in most cities walk and the gubmint step in in .

Turdell is the worst commissioner in history. He’s a puppet for the powerful owners and has more power than he should have. We need another Rozelle before he destroys the integrity of the league.

The Giants will pick Tommy Gavin to be their water boy.

When you get the sexy change operation, but are to cowardice to do so and the estrogen tablets in your coffee at Dunkin Donuts across the street from the face lift doctor to fix the catcher mit porn you have been enjoying the money shot on?

Can I get one or those FFTODAY shirts? Need an XXX Large for my new wifey. She thinks it will help curtail. My habit here.

You and I have spoken on the phone a few times. I hope you know I wasn’t being disrespectful in any way. Just having innocent fun. I’m sorry if i said something inappropriate. I think you’re a very intelligent and beautiful person.

Grab a stool…oh wait… let me get you a step ladder to get up there little guy. Comfy?

I would smell your office chair cushion seat after you leave the room anytime my darlin. And prey that you pick a finger when you return .

When licking Seafoam goes, I recommend his Batman onsie and a dental dam.