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Have friends that do this every year for Christmas.

Beer and stuffing

Have a good one.

I’ve given a warning. I’m giving you the second.

I had two vodka martinis before the appetizers came. Was listening to a conversation two young couples were having whilst wifey was buried in her phone. One of them asks why and how the streets were named. Th guys were fumbling the ball, so I turned my chair and introduced myself. Got up and shook hands. A proceeded to give a lesson about the Louisiana Purchase, history of New Orleans, and a couple of other things. Would you like to join us for dinner? We can combine tables. I said thank you but tonight is a special night. Wifey asked why I didn’t have a third? Because just like Wayne Newton says”That’s why I only do two shows a night.”

Ooops. I got distracted making pudding. This is Jazz Fest. A bucket list must

I need to make pudding.

I wish I…could do that.

The Stones are playing in April at The New Orleans Jazz Fest & Heritage at the New Orleans fairgrounds. I’ve seen them twice at the Superdome. I’m contemplating it, but I’m to old deal with those large crowds for big name acts. I’m a Jazz Fest veteran. Have been going since I was seven and never missed a year until Covid, my fractured leg, and bands I’ve already seen a few times. I might. This is what the crowds look like for the big names…

Was on FaceTime with little bunny last night. I haven’t gotten to see him in person yet because of this new virus. Anywho, we got on the subject of what I should be named for him. I drew.a blank. That’s a life long tag and then some. Told her I’d think about it. I want something classic or original. Any suggestions?

Have a friend that called his grandfather PooPoo. I asked him one why? “He’d watch me during the day while mom worked. He was potty training. me and would ask if it was poopoo time. When he finally did, he looked At grandfather and said “pooopoo” it stuck.

I’m with stupid Im stupid

Sorry, this is what gets me ughhh, up in the morning.

Funny…his name is Royce.

I called him Grandfather, and he loved it. He would chuckle every time I called him it. I was the only one that did.

I’m fine with anything he wants. Daughter sent me a video of him last night taking to him. She kept telling him hello. He tried a couple of times, and then he said, hel-ooo. His name for me is Hello.

You fawking hate! Hi, this is Bunny Bastatrds. Our countdown today begins with a letter from Wiffleball. He writes,“Dear Bunny, I’ve been a little depressed lately. My my bartender left me because I’m a Debbi Downer. Please play a song to make me feel whole again.” Bunny: OK wifflenut, ugh ball, this one’s for you.

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And number one on our countdown comes from all the ones we’ve lost. This one goes out to Phillybear, Patriotsfratboy, Nzoner, Vikes, Suzannesommers, Nikimuppet, Newbie, and Shotsup. Thank you for listening to Bunny’s countdown. Next week on my countdown is…

You have six hundred posts and you think you know our community now? STFU.Sheila

The number two on our countdown is a crash of lyrics that only baginas can interpret. Top secret documents don’t need to be closed after a fifth of tequila on your honeymoon.