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    *** Official*** Biden Impeachment Thread

    Ever notice that nobody wants to impersonate a good Biden other than falling. Reminesant of
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    Useless Facts 9/12/23

    My milkshakes bring the boyz to the yard.
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    On A lighter Note

    Even lighter feather
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    On A lighter Note

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    It's National Video Games Day!

    Awful list/rankings. Just awful.Here’s my top ten 80 1- PAC Man. First stand up game 2-Galaga 3-Space Invaders 4-Asteroids. Table Top 5-Missle Command 6-Stargate 7-Donkey Kong 8-Xevious 9-Elevator Action 10- Pole Position Brahhhh
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    Things You Got Cheating

    Yesaruskee. 4 Speed shift with four doors that was my only car I ever wanted to burn alive. The stick shift knob was an eight ball pool table ball attached with black electrical tape. So I had that going for me.
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    Things You Got Cheating

    Anything that ends in “I got caught cheating…….” I’ll start Risk the board game. Broads the game…they are crafty UNO
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    DraftKings apologizes for Sept. 11-themed betting promotion

    Which was my fawking previous post about the press being the fourth branch of government now. They abuse this power of freedom of the press and do not have to answer to fawking anyone. It’s a complete and total farce to be able to have that power to lie through mirrors and then hide behind them. There is no honest reporting anymore. And has been that way for decades. I fawking challenge anybody to debate ME on this. You will lose because you know it’s truth. Bring it.
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    DraftKings apologizes for Sept. 11-themed betting promotion

    Tired of apologies all over after the fact. You fawked up, so own it. Don’t back fawking track after you are criticized by a bunch of nothings. Expecting for company’s who have lawyers, and everyone else, looking at what they put out. If it’s a mistake, eat it and move on to your next good project and learn from a bad one. Weakness is destroying this world.
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    Good morning

    There once a biotch from Nantucket. She went on a business trip and said Fawk it.. She stepped in a hole, got her face eaten by a squirrel, and felt up by Samuel L Jackson.
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    Des Moines geeks?

    Been there on a business trip. They don’t Des Moines during pounding. When they do moan it’s followed by “Oh My God, Jesus Christ. Holy fawkin shiot” The Holiday Inn bar right off the interstate. Crazy chubbers who are bored and easy, but they think the same of you. Oh, hide your wallet.
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    Things You Got Cheating

    Death. The night I fawked sticky Vicki and she dropped a big deuce in high heels on the hood of my Vette..uhmmm…Chevette
  13. I was in Dallas for a birthday party years back. Was forced to go on the Jerryworld tour of the stadium and told them they owe me one. So we went to a Mexican restaurant and had margaritas and then to the Plaza. First thing I did was stand on the x in the road where he was hit. Looked up and realized it’s not that hard of a shot. Not as far as it looks in documentaries aThen almost got hit myself standing in the middle of the road. Then went to scope the grassy knoll myself. It’s a parking lot area now. Definitely a great vantage point for a shooter. im convinced from everything i read and then knew he didn’t act alone. Then they brought me to a bar called Oswald’s. More tequila, Lone Star beer, and theory drinking in there.
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    One Word Plus Name Commands

    Bunny stop- Kisses
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    One Word Plus Name Commands

    So I’m working last night doing theft control and greeter. It’s fun but my old feet don’t think so. Me: High, welcome to ACME. I have to change up the greeting and have a nice day/evening. I’ve been getting some new ides depending on the customer. I’ve read the body language book that the FBI trains with and negotiations. I’ve got fifty so far for every situation. Fun stuff. So a big guy comes in, then a half an hour walks out the door five pairs of shoes not paid. Me: Hey get back, stop!!! Then I head toward him… and hear….Bunny No!!, Don’t. Let him go. Kwashiorkor pissed and was Wtf? Got the manager talk about shoplifting do and donuts again. Me: I understand but…..it’s not in my DNA, anymore. Driving home mad, I laughed at , BUNNY, NO! Got me thinking of one word commands to pets, children, all else.
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    It’s A Boy…

    I’m officially a grandpa. Wow. Just wow. Never thought I’d have had a child much less a grandson. My higher power and Cool Pops are blessing us.
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