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What surrounds your home but never moves?

The more you take the more you leave behind?

Someone posted this a few years back…read the comments too…

You should have a contest for the geeks like BillE does. Winner gets venison sausage. It’s not difficult to send food anywhere. Freeze it, pack it in dry,,ice, UPS it, and ship it.

Wanna trade?

Wanted to hear some of y’alls favorites are. Thanksgiving day traditions are fun. I’ve done a couple of these and they are a lot of fun. And have been to some that have had fun with them on turkey day and they were great. My two friends John and the other John were talking about some fun activities for a house full of kids that morning. We came up with a few. One was lock them in the basement till it was kid table time. Ughh, no.Good idea though, but no. John1: Get construction paper, and a bunch of those colored markers. Thirteen kids under nine. Glue, glitter, and paint. An hour of them being occupied on hand turkeys. My idea was to let them know someone is winning something special. Told John to keep the others busy while I did my thing. Told the other John to understand and explain we are all a team and friendship is very special to our friends. . He agreed. So the chilren are all given a piece of to who made the most and creative one. Ballots are in. John announces Al twelve, and it’s Madliyn. Her vote, everyone. A very moving moment.

Do you end up walking on the ceiling?

Japan maybe?

I think did this in Mission Impossible

https://www.thisdaytrivia.com/trivia/november-16

Cha Cha Cha

Turkey bowling in the yard that morning. What you need to have much fun. Better than cornholing. What you need for turkey bowling.: 1-A frozen turkey 2-A slip and slide folded in half to make it fun 3-A kids plastic bowling set 4-Family, friends, and laughter with fun memories

Where the streets have no shame U2

I’ve got a message from a cancer hospital promising me the moon. And an Audi banner that is just awful.

Not me, but the dolphin that lives next door loves them. Vienna sausages and potted meat are my go to.

Wasp, and Quiet Riot. Stryper was the funniest. Awful.

Ratt is a good one. Put a sock in it.

Petulant children who hold breath till they get want they, and fail. So sad they hold themselves in such regards.

Finally get a nose job and get back to the real worl,

Great find. Can’t count how many times ive seen it. I’ll start it soon..ccc

He’s been served.

So this guy comes home to his apartment with a twelver and a fifth of JD. He ices the beer down, pours his Jack in a flask, jerks off to a Morgan Freeman audio cd on how to talk dirty in the bathroom, for beginners. He finishes and puts his swim trunks on and grabs his gear and gets poolside. There was only one person there. ,The chick with no arms or legs from apartment 34 A he had heard about.She there.tanning in a polka dot bikini. He’s on his third beer and she says, hey, can I have some beer. He says to himself, why not. She tells him her sippy cup is in her bag, please put the beer in it baby. So he obliges and then starts hitting the flask. She says she wants some too..He does. She says she’s never been fawked before, please? He says why not. She stops and says you need a rubber. He says don’t have one. She, I have the worst case of herpes outbreak ever.You should probably peroxide your face everyday. Livid, he picks her up and kisses her, smiles, and threw her in the pool and said, now you’re fawked! He immediately goes to his apartment and looks off the balcony to see the outcome. A Mexican pool cleaner saves her and fawking her silly on an deck chair.

It happens every day here. Even when I was a youngin. I’ve always been fascinated with the skys. Sometimes they criss cross and make an X. I used to think they were starting a game of sky tic-tac-toe. There is a naval/air-force base here, Belle Chase Naval base, and another in Bioloxi Mississippi, Kessler Air-Force base. They constantly are flying exercises. The ones that make those trails are at high altitudes.. Funny, I brought my brother and his friends from College to the Quarter for breakfast. All of a sudden, three fighter jets flew over us at low altitude.My best guess is they were doing drills over the river. They and all the tourists were like, WTF! It happened again two times.Very cool.No trails when they are flying that low. Factoid time: A fighter jet cannot land with a X-amount of fuel as they will be too heavy to land. If there is a complication and need to, they dump a certain amount in the atmosphere. As that fuel decends and breaks down to a spread out mist.