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Land mines work better.

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This was a joke, Brekell is not. And for the record my friends all had mob names. Mine was fingers.

I went to work early Tuesday morning after a night of dealing with my crazy coon-ass girlfriend that looked like Angie Dickerson that had the ass I preyed for every night. So I get my loss notices and they’re for Lafayette, Baton Rouge, and Kentwood LA. A very long day of three hundred miles of driving. As I’m walking out the office my cool Pops hands me fifty and said to go to Britany’s burger place , NOLA, in Kentwood. Order and the coffee I drank all day made me knocking to make stool. Men’s room was out of order so I used the lady’s room. I come out and the bill is forty one dollaters. I tip her nine and she says, “Thank you sir. And why do have a roll of toilet paper under your arm?” Me: A souvenir that proves I dropped a deuce where Britany has. Good day and be safe.

He pays Hillary to Dirtysanchez

She went down on me in a theatre whilst I fingered her.

In my previous life, I got drunk and decided to run across the country. I was running and there was a crowd running with me. A truck hit a pothole in a mud puddle and I was drenched in mud water. A man with a German accent handed me a yellow tshirt . I wiped my face and thanked him and handed it back to him. I found out years later the stain was E=MC 2

And yet, your miserable sorry existence of a nothing response is is a reflection of the pathetic human condition that we avoid in so

Why would he do that. Those stooped fawking shiot for so called brains can’t even see the carrot on the donkey in front of them anymore.

I would drink a fifth, smoke a heater, and get my ass ready to send he a copy of my cheeks.

Go to Home Depot and get a twelve pack of those green squares to kill rats. Throw half of them in all corners of your attic and the other two in the center. Make sure the water in your drip pan in the A/C unit up there is dry. When they eat the poison they get thirsty and need water. They found a way in and they will go outside to find wate. Which triggers the poison to kill their brain and neurology’s. You don’t want them rotting in your house, I fawking hate squirrels. I’ll share later as to why,

You must be short goose.

I invented the question mark at birth when the doctor didn’t slap my ass and instead shoved his middle finger up my virgin little black netherworld. I moved to The Big Sleazy where I found goddesses and full born alcoholism combined with the ability to forgive and forget. There may be…

That’s your response? A man who served and fought for our country? Was a decorated fighter pilot In WWII. The director of the CIA? Was counselor for the defense department, and for all of our generals of the armed forces? The man who made the country understand and comfort after the attempted assassination of Reagan , two decades after JFK was assassinated? Meaningless? I know a door knob you remind me of.

Reaction time we love.. I remember thinking C U N Tuesday (election day)

Quayle was crucified for spelling potatoe wrong. This can say whatever stooped nonsense she comes up with nasty street hooker offering ten dollar anal. George Bush Sr was a great two term VP and a great president that was robbed of a second till Perot got in the race as a third party turd. Harris goes home and can’t font her butt plug and is a phone call away from being the president when Joey falls down the toilet. Whoaaa

Wish it could be Lions/Browns

My d!ck is in the chilly.