BunnysBastatrds

Thank you TNG. I always needed a great wedge.

O Mental will make you crazy.I get off the phone with Suxism and drink a beer. Fast forward two hours and I have to go. I go, and while I’m adjusting my panties, I hear a loud noise, and fell. I hit my head so hard on the ceramic floor, I was knocked unconscious. I woke up and realized how bad I hit my head. So I did the three questions that doctors give the football players in the blue tent. 1-Who is the first president? ( They ask black players who freed the slavers) 2-What is your zip code and phone number? 3-Tell me a song, movie quote, or something you read. I passed myself protocol and crawled from the bathroom to the couch. Didn’t want to risk another fall. Thank you Sux for the advice. I did the big no no and fell asleep. I wake to the door bell. It’s three South American wemens.Two look like they could play offensive tackles for the Eagles, and the other one you just 2anted sit in a hammock with and make her tell truth.The two tackles: Oooh la la. He could bring me on moonlight ride any night! I’m not going to lie. It moved. And I thought of this…

You write novels. Explain darlin.

The fall? It’s fall, right?

And yes. Can’t you tell?

Yeah. The messican maids made me want to go to the Caribbean again.

Had a girl wearing daisy dukes. She asks why they call me Bunny. Me: I’ll show you if you want? Daisy:takes the pockets out and unzipped her jeans and asks if I’ve ever kissed a wabbit between the ears?

Fawk it…it’s got “ish” Wish I was in it.

The top secret documents won’t be released until 2033. Gurante most will be blacked out.

First time I landed there, I walked out to have a heater and coffee. I looked across and saw the Budweiser distribution center. Massive. A cabby asked for one and I said “That’s a huge facility and that sign is the biggest I’ve ever seen.” Cabbie: That’s the biggest sign in all of America. I went back in and went to the bar and got myself a beer.

I knew I’m two weeks early butt…

I’m sorry. I can’t stop. I need a fawking seven day detox with no phone or alcohol. I need an exorcist. Maybe. Speaking of beavers…

You want leaders..

You forgot the apostrophe you grammar nazi. And these mood drugs are not…

Heavy Halloween pumpkin I carved to look like yer mom. I came in second place.I lost to someone who carved a pumpkin of Hillary Clinton and had yellow crime scene tape around it. Can’t win for losing when you reinjure your leg saying goodbye to someone you got to make pumpkin pie out of.