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Sweet Tarts

I applied for i. I was shaking and my heart wasn’t able to function properly for that position.

It’s TJ Quills and it was in top five beautiful spots to meet wemens. It’s right there at the Carrollton/St. Charles Ave intersection. Camelia Grill was very close. Get drunk eat pancakes and go o find love in all the wrong places.

He and Lynch were good friends. Saw both and it’s a toss up. But holy fawking sh!t they were fawking great!!! Incredible bands and both represented how incredible the music was then. I will never forget how great those concerts were.

I am. Thank you so very much.

I resemble that remark in certain ways. But I guarantee you that I’ve lived a good life and done more for my church and community than you ever have. You are the epitome of the grandest and most important person in your twisted fawking mind. But pretend you’re someone you clearly are not. I feel sorry for you. You’re a weenie preaching about nonsense. I feel sorry for you. I will pray that you get lost again and nobody searches for you. Now go eat a bag of circumcisions you nothing.

I was twenty two. She was fifty five. Used to go to the widow’s bar for free drinks and music and the occasional I can do that. She was infatuated with me and demanded I go home with her. Iranian professor 34B. I don’t remember much when we got to her house. She literally attacked me on the stairs screaming for me to make her tell the truth and treat her like the slut she always wanted to be. Then everything is unknown from me. Wake up the next morning with a need for beer. I hear this sound. I look on my stomach and there is a hundred dollar bill. Confused I look up and she’s taking polaroid pictures of me naked and smiling at me creepy. Me: Why is there a hundred dollars on my stomach and why are you photographing me naked. Proffesor Shaw: Avter you promised to make me tell the truth you said that you charge fifty dollars an hour.I figured I’d get a trophy to show all my friends. And I’m keeping your underwear also. Need a ride home?

Fawking great decade to be a teenager. Except for some of this pure nonsense

poosays…

I hope they blow a load of holy water in your rectum after they pee on your lawn.

https://www.gulfcoastdobermanrescue.org/ They only adopt out to the gulf coast. They know just about every region in th US who does the same.

So not only do I have to now catch and release shoplifters I have to catch and stop freaks. I was having a training drill with the manager who wants to retire soon and they are training me to fill his shoes. Rough task as he was a homicide detective in Orleans Parish.Hardcore man I had heard about years ago. So this code comes through his radio. Cool Ex-Cop: I need you to go and handle this part of what we need done. Stand in front of the dressing room area. And don’t allow anyone to enter. If he leaves show him the route to vacate the premises. Don’t touch him. He’ll scream and pretend you beat him. The police will be here fast because of people like him. Me: What did he do? And why do I have to station the dressing rooms. CEC: He goes into the ladies dressing room and when they leave, some just put the clothes they tried on and leave them. Then he mastubates on items. They love plus size one piece bathing suits and then wear them and leave. His name is Tina and he wears a red wig. Be careful. It’s scary. So after less than two fawking weeks I’m having to deal with a freak who’s locked itself in the wemens dressing room wearing a one piece over the shoulder purple twenty dollar semen non refundable bathing suit. CEC: Welcome to the party Bunny.

It would have been an improvement compared to some. Tina Transformer: Hey boys. My name is Tina. I love shopping, fantasy anything, and Mike Ditka. Slay it biotches.

I’m over the the ones who ride the short bus/glass licking/helmet wearers who can’t even meet the height requirements like this….. eat your fawking spinach. https://yourcarseatguide.com/at-what-age-can-kids-sit-in-the-front-seat-in-the-us/

NSFW 4:13 makes me feel so stoopid

I actually applied for a manegmant position there a few months ago before I got this new gig. The quantity of items is beyond belief. Anywho I put in my application and walked around figuring out the setup just in case. Found a candle for the kitchen and then four blue haired golden girls approached me. Me: Uhhh…hi there. Marge: Would you be so kind and get that red candle for me? Me: Yes mam. I was actually looking for those. Great choice. All i could do to keep it together was…smile and be happy.They were very cute and full of personality. So now I’m busy finding shoplifters and midget pedos wearing wigs that avoid my presence like malaria.

Thanksgiving day 11/20/2015. My beloved father. Changed my life forever. Love you Cool Pops.

I’m going to have the talk with My grandson and keep it short and sweet. When God made wemen he made them out of lace, he didn’t have enough so he left a little space. When God made man he made them out of.string. He had a little left so made the the little thing. Thank you God.Never go into battle without a helmet on your string.Have fun.

I never thought I’d have a baby girl and now a grandson from her. I’m in love with love and love for my daughter. Life is so amazing and short when you get older.

I know. Just ribbing yous.When I saw and found out the gender in the sonogram room with ex-wifey and the Red Hot Chilly Peppers playing Californicatin on the radio, and we’re told, it’s a girl. I looked up at God and said out loud, “ You have a funny sense of humor. Thank you.” Top five memories of my life.And now she’s giving me a grandson named after my father, her PaPa that sh adored.

My cool pops was dropping me and my good friend Rocket at the movies in the mall. This ugly woman steals his parking spot and went off. He had a few too many Jack & Waters that afternoon. While he’s screaming at “That ugly fawking broad” He pulls over and had the talk with me and Rocket. Cool Pops:Time for the talk boys. listen carefully. You two have pubic hairs growing out of chins and your voices sound like giggling girls playing hopscotch. Three fundamental rules 1- Never go into battle without your helmet on 2- You will never go wrong with bigger girls 3- Masturbate beforehand so it will last longer when the time…uhmmm…comes Now go get ‘em. I thought one of you was light in loafers. Prove wrong. I have a daughter but insisted I have the talk with her because her mommy didn’t know how to. Gave her the same advice. I still don’t want Shots boys anywhere near her.