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“Get off my hood!!!”

Twice. I normally get excused as I know the system. Lawyers, cops, all emergency responders, and insurance. One was a civil claim about a slip and fall in Walmart. Little known fact about them, they fight every single lawsuit and bring them to trial instead of a settlement. Attorneys don’t take them and move along. Next one was a criminal felony charge dealing with drugs and a gun thrown off a second story balcony. She knew she was biscuits and pleaded. Now I throw them away. I was asked to do be on a federal grand jury investigation in the district court of Louisiana. Told the judge I could ot as I have a serious case of hemrhoids and have to walk around every other hour. Worked.

It’s not.It’s everything that turns me off in a woman. I was at a bar and Toothpick approached me and asks if I wanted to have a drink with her. Me: Wrong verb. but yes. (I stole that from Jack) Toothpick: I have to be at work early tomorrow so I have to go in a few. How about dinner tomorrow night? Suprise me cutie. So I pick her up the next night and brought her to my favorite Mexican restaurant. Shared a pitcher, two actually, and talked about who we are. Toothpick: Single, never married, no kids, and work at Victoria Secret selling perfume. You? Me: (I could smell her when I picked her up.She had the scent of what l like to call panty pudding potpourri isle) .Same but I’m in claims and dabble as a private investigator for shiots and giggles. Toothpick: Let’s skip drinks and have a nightcap at my place. My Bunny senses were going out of control telling me beware. I Walked her to the door and knew not go in. But I did. Three cats and a parrot screaming to be fed. She got into a silk purple rob and revealed how skinny she is. I bounced after I told her I got a text and had to go. She was less than a hundred lbs so I met a two hundred lbs blonde Amazon.that broke me in two.

I’ll shelve the foodie one for another day. I think a Cartoon draft would be good also. Let me know what you ladies and gents think. TIA.

Agree. My two favorite characters were Moe and Suzy. I was going to name my first son Calvin.

Who really shot JR

Had a chunk that woke me up after a night of Rumlemintz binge and did the pool table scene. I put it in the side pocket. Bra

I’m learning again that they aren’t as stoopid as I thought. They just fawking don’t care and are brazen in their actions and intent. The civil laws are in their control and they are well aware of them. It’s very frustrating on my thoughts but they have the upper hand with shoplifting. I don’t know how much more money walks out the fawkin door and there is no stopping it. It’s sick. You don’t need to arm rob a bank or convenience store. Just walk in and choose what yo want. Make sure it’s not over 1 grand as that is a felony. Then new shoes and apparel to brokers online and get paid handsomely with no problem. Rinse and repeat four times a week at different stores and make some easy money. Welcome to the new world.

Ginger. I lost more seed to her than Sux’s backyard earthquake at the bird feeder on a five day marathon.

I used more Kleenex to these two back in my https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seka_(actress) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Chambers

OK… we have six teams. I’m out as I want to focus on being a good hostess while wearing my mini skirt and wearing my wifey leopard panties. IN SO FAR BEEN HERE BEFORE TOMMY GAVIN 5-Points Justin Charge Bostonlager Herbivore I’ll draw the order tomorrow after I catch the bad guys. Last call for anyone who wants in…The closing song for you to get your ass to purchase beer before 2:00

I’m ready… …

Glad you mentioned that. Print is a cartoon and the core. Your Mt Rushmore of Far Side? I have mine. Thanks BTW.

I know. She tried to cut off one my feet before I left.

I can’t believe how many oy you passed up on them. It was so cheap back then. Music, horny chicks, drugs/drinking, and great memories. I had two jobs so don’t use that crpola as a.n excuse.

I saw Janes Addiction at a dive on PCH and threw bottle rockets into the crowd and Ferrell and Navarro French kissed at the closing. Where and wydid you see Temple Of The Dog? That’s a rarity as Pearl Jam and Sound Garden only did that gig a handful of times. I saw the one in Houston as a tuneup show for their future tour that year. Top ten ever.

Wow! I’ve seen all but five on your list. I got trashed one night with a legal pad and memory lane\loss. I filled out three pages of just bands that at least sold golden albums. I loved going to concerts and bringing girlfriends. I loved that era