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Pathetic cvm on your back seat response. Sad. .🥸

Glorious? Like all your glory hole hours you had to wear knee pads and be a listerene phaggot and pretend you’re a truck stop cvm dumpster?

Maybe you should have gone down the wabbit hole instead of this…

So I missed my appointment today. Second time this year I’ve gotten bad food poisoning. Made breakfast for dinner and it was so bad. I haven’t felt that bad since I when to that Michael Bolton and Kenny G concert. Fawking miserable night and morning. I rescheduled and have an appointment next year. News at 11:00. Ughhh

Let the healing process be well. Two hour session and she is well known in these parts. Looking for a new angle with this one. Apparently she looks like my favorite Dr. aThe one I had a few weeks ago had no idea how to manage an alcoholic sense of humor. I felt like telling her she putts from the bushes. She ooozed the pudding stank. So I’m very intrigued by this new one. Was advised to speak for the entirety of the session and then wait for the next session that will be done on the webs. This is the kind of shiot that keeps me going at night. I have great health insurance so I can be me. Can’t fawking wait to see her body language. Yea me!

We can dream.

Sorry fella geeks.. I’m in YouTube mode again tonight.

I’d pay a.hundred dollars iin a contest to last thirty seconds with either of them. Fawking imagine beer google eyes and waking up to these faking monsters taking a deuce dump with sound effects and asking for seconds.

No. But your face is.

So last night I took a Zoloft and a gabapentin. With a twelver. Knocked me the Fawk out. In my crazy dreams when I do this shiot, I have vivid dreams that are movie quality Hollywood creativity ones. Last night’s one was so intense I pissed myself. Imagine this… it’s a bright beautiful fall morning. You’re going to the mailbox. All of a sudden you’re lifted in the sky and keep getting higher and higher. When you get to the top of the sky, you stop, and everything is now in slow motion. The best way to describe this is it was a de.ja vu and an out of body experience. And I began to descend and at total peace. I fall gently back to earth and hear a voice say “Almost.” Dr. Milf is going to have as much fun as I in these sessions.

Just saw that they are reopened for biodiversity conservation. With zero tolerance for invasive diseases political and whipping their neighbors asses. I’m in Dr. Evil mode. I invented the question mark and can’t wait to destroy them for a dollar. :pinky in corner of my brown eyed girl:

I’d finger all of them.

We just febrezzed this place. What’s up fawker!

I’m hoping for this…

The fridge. Just like yer mom, I eat my leftovers cold.

I did something similar Saturday. Bag of frozen meatballs, a jar of grape jelly and a jar of pepper jelly. Put it in the crock pot, and stir. Very easy and cheap. French bread and mayo, eat for days, unless the fatty shows up.

Use hamburger meat instead of chicken. Two boxes and the holy trinity and grand garlic with a can of rottelle. With Texas toast.

He’s a very good looking Tele Savalis. He even has a player card…

Pennsylvania Dutch with an extra shot of bourbon makes more horny than bologna.