BunnysBastatrds

NSFW…

Congrats Brother.

Deep thoughts by.BunnysaBastartds. I’ve been wondering why God made made chubbberrs so appetizing. Standing at the juke box,drinking a cold one, and I was surrounded by those of the curvy nature. As I was thanking him, a girl we called Plumperoni,,got to the head of the heard. And she played Fat Bottom Girls. Then I saw chub by,the dashboard lights. Thank God for donuts. DeepThoughts by BunnysBastatrds.

I’m in love with a cervix. Count?

So a cop pulls over a blonde on PCH driving the Porche her daddy got her graduation.Cop: I pulled you over for speeding and talking on the phone. License,and registration. Blonde: What’s that? Cop: The card with your picture on it. Blonde: oh, I’ve got of those. Cop: Registration. Blondie: What’s that? It shows your Daddy bought this car. Blondie: I’ve got of those. Cop: (pulls out his cack) Do you know what this is? Blondie: Not anthother breathalyzer?

Waikiki for it…Prolly not NSFW

Just say maybe.

Whataburger has a really good one.