BunnysBastatrds

Did you hear there’s a kids underwear discount at Pennys? Michael Jackson got them half off.

Suxs Poosays

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 AM and was asked where he was going at that time of night.The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and theeffects it has on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying outlate."The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replied, "That would be my wife."

Absolut-sion

Also one about CBGBa in New York

,They have a really good one about the history of the Sunset Strip

Sprays cologne on himself after every time he takes a sh!t. He's convinced the smell lingers on him. Of course, I tell him it does and everybody does that. .

So far, so good

Netflix has a lot of good ones. Watched Tom Pettys one and then watched the WASP one..So many now.

Only da wemens bully me lately. I still Fawk em, roughly.

I pleaded a fifth this morning

Jill. She needed the money

21x21 Bought it a Shasta’s garage sale in when I was twenty. Paid two bucks for it. Was a great conversation piece. Has him wearing the silver glove and all.

Lasagna Chilli Poosay

My velvet Michael Jackson

I was the sh!t monster growing up. Either stepping in or being pushed into it. All $og sh!t, I hope

I just can’t do it. Im in a prison that is in a bottle. Someone here has given me some hope. Thank you bro

What scares Willy the one eyed wonder worm the most… braces

Then what the fawk would you call it? It’s after the original, bruh. A triquel?

Rocky III was better than the first

My mood medicine. All three.

Biffy. Hes dreamy

3.11

Burritos and refried beans