BunnysBastatrds

Don’t Go Chasing Wateralls

Freight Train

Blue Moon

Got drunk one Friday night and I accidentally let a squirrel in the kitchen. I hate those rats. Got up early and left for work and couldn’t it. I left a note for ex wifey “ Got paperwork to do. I’ll go Venessa’s for dinner. Squirrel in the house.” was hoping this would happen to her.

Woooooooo!

Suede In the deep south when in from May to September we have lots of rain and a hundred plus degrees heat and humidity? May be your fawking stoopid post ever. Tell you what, come down to New Orleans for a wedding or a funeral in August and wear suede Yankees.

Bad enough we lose our feet’s

I think you meant fart!

I NEVER wore a T-shirt to school. Always a button down shirt with a collar, pressed. And I hung out with the heads. Talk about being a turd in the proverbial punch bowl. Girls loved it and guys would ask me if they could borrow one of my shirts. Guess you could say I was Chrissely without the phaggot lisp. Brah!

Won best dressed in high school for a reason.

Yes, all that flatulence is going to kill us all.

Yeah, I guess it’s stoopid to carry an umbrella when you’re wearing a two thousand dollar suit and try to protect it when it rains almost every day. And look good and classy.

Yup. I have great hair. Rain fawks it up. My umbrella has duckies on it.

Very fun series on Netflix. I’ve watched the first four. Ice skating, curling, boxing, and soccer. Next up, the Marathon Des Sables in the Siena desert. One hundred fifty miles in five days.

Now the Iditarod. Love me some puppies.

Ass Burgular And The Moose Knucle. I would love to finger her. Butt it would be like this…ppp