BunnysBastatrds

I’m with you, don’t like her and she seems like a total biotch.

Go to one of the biggest AG centers in the world.,, LSU, and then say that you gawking moron.

John Jacob Jingle Heimer Smit

Big Bird

Honk IF YOUR HORNY

Spoiler alert Nothing

Not that I know of. But we did fawk at a Holiday Inn that night.

I let a chick with braces bj me in high school. Was terrified and just couldn’t finish because of that movie.

So when I sold my business, I retired.That was four years ago.Forty years of putting in countless hours and I could retire. Wifey said I should take a couple of years off. Then Covid hit. Then I broke my leg and was in a cast for seven months. Then rehab,. I’ve been going stir crazy. So went to Family DOLLAR FOR groceries Had a help wanted Pplied for head sales associate and am waiting for a call.Assked the manager what he thinks will happen, he said you sure you don’t,want to be a manager with all that experience? MeNo thanks. I don’t want your headaches.. Hesmiled and said call you tomorrow and gave thumbs up. Yah.

Tripping one night with my bus, half of us are facing west, other half are pointing east, Out of nowhere a meteor flashed across the sky. It raced across the sky low. Imagine seeing a giant purple golf ball with sparklers cruising across the sky. Lasted all of five seconds. And it wasn’t fireworks in February.

Mine- Suspicious Minds

…Kill Marry Fawk IRS. Lawyer Hillay Clinton

Scarlet Johansen Selena Gomez Sema Hayek

Roseanne Rosie O’Donnell Queen Latifa

If you were da ghey Wills Swartzeneger Stallone

Sade Janet Jackson Taylor Dane

Excuse me Yankee, I speak driunkard

Crater Face Redford

Belushi. For Chase

Glory Hole Golden Shower Henrita Hippo

Sister Muslim

This and anything by Pink Floyd, Rush, and Jimmy Buffet.

So I’m daring this chubber(38d) in college. She gave the best head I ever had. Like most of them do. It’s why I stayed as long as I did. Anywho, she invites me to meet her mom and I only went one weekend because she would blow me on I-10 and loved it when the truckers watched as she did,topless,with her sun dress middrift and pudding showing. We get to her moms and introduced me. Never figured out can size as she always wore a moi-moo, So fatty fat fat goes and gets ready for us to go out and said for us to get to know each other. So her mom is watching the700 club and not really saying much but kept looking over at me. Topic-of the700 Club, RocknRoll music being satanic and how spinning them backwards shows it. That sh!thead Roberts made start laughing . MooMoo: What’s so funny? Me:I can’t believe any intelligent person would believe this. MooMooMommy: The band STYX is devil music. The name proves they are! Me: ( with a big sigh) STYX is mythology. The river STYX refers to a boat ride to Hadees. Second, I see you have a bunch of Christian albums. Do any sing about love God. If so, playing it backwards,Love God, would be dog evil. Is God an evil dog? MooMoo gave me the stink eye and went to her room. Fatty Fat comes out and asks why her mom is upset. Me: They said something sad on the 700 Club? Let’s go. es

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