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    As A Adult Man, Did You Ever Carry A Umbrella And Use It ?

    Yeah, I guess it’s stoopid to carry an umbrella when you’re wearing a two thousand dollar suit and try to protect it when it rains almost every day. And look good and classy.
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    As A Adult Man, Did You Ever Carry A Umbrella And Use It ?

    Yup. I have great hair. Rain fawks it up. My umbrella has duckies on it.
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    Loser

    Very fun series on Netflix. I’ve watched the first four. Ice skating, curling, boxing, and soccer. Next up, the Marathon Des Sables in the Siena desert. One hundred fifty miles in five days.
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    Loser

    Now the Iditarod. Love me some puppies.
  5. Ass Burgular And The Moose Knucle. I would love to finger her. Butt it would be like this…ppp
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    How many wimmens have you "devirginized"

    At least five. Missy M. Some broad at a tarot card reading drunk on rum, Nancy Theally in the back of my Delta 88, Nikki Knockers in my first year of college, a carny chick who ran the bull dozer quarter game. And my favorite, a tiny Asian/Spanish girl named Hosalita. I broke her pudding.
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    Final episode of Around the Horn

    Agree.
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    Macron's husband smacks him in the face

    I bet his unhh…wife doesn’t
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    RIP Phil Robertson

    Sorry. My mother had it. I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.
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    Your Top Three Sporting Events A Must Go

    The Masters Indy 500 Kentucky Derby I had tickets for the Saints Super Bowl and couldn’t go and am ststabing a number two pencil in my head daily
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    Die,Fawker

    https://youtu.be/30Muz-X9QCc?si=vuczRpHCFq0LKCzr
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    Your Top Three Sporting Events A Must Go

    I know. I was in the city I love dearly. I was so fawking mad at myself I didn’t watch a single play on TV. Listened to WWL 870 and paced, chain smoked, and drank a case and half of Kewrs. I was crying in joy. So much love in my heart for all of us. I had season tickets for over thirty years. We were there for the NFC championship game. My seats, Sec 601, right behind the goal post, I witnessed Hartley put it down the middle as he kicked the best goal of his life.
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    Hitler What If

  14. Yes yes and Fawk yes! Most people don’t know this, butt when you see them play. Or are in public, the straight ones wear a bow in their hair, and the ones that don’t are dykes. When my daughter played softball at Mel Ott park, I was the coach for nine years. Go figure huh. I was Buttermaker without beer in the dugouts. One year I had three of my girls who really wanted to be pitchers. My daughter, Asia(black bad ass girl that would stab you ), and Alexis who was an up and coming slut. So I hired this lady pitcher who pitched for FSU. She was built like a woman should be. Waist, hips, thighs, bewbs 34b. She was bad to the bone. She taught the girls the fundamentals and then she off to all. FSU Perfect Body: Hey Coach Bunny, get in the batters box and go see if you can get a single hit off me. Me:Not no, but hell no! Girls, this woman is the friend you want in a back alley fight.
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    Hitler What If

    Geobbels was an effective tool for his propaganda machine.
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    Hitler What If

    What really amazes me about the man, is all of the things that he had built around the world. Structures wise. If you watch Mysteries Of The Abandoned, you’ll see the crazy creations he was building. How and fak did he create that wealth to weaponze , build his, provide for his people???
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    Hitler What If

    In my opinion, his biggest mistake was trying to defeat the USSR on the battlefield in Russia during the winter months where they lost hundreds of thousands of soldiers twice when he doubled down. Having one nut made him the definition of “The Charge Of The Light Brigade”.
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    Kill Marrie Fawk

    Good luck.. Judge Dugan Rosie RuPaul Sorry, ive been drinking since nine this morning.
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    What Kinda Dad Did You Have Growing Up ?

    My Cool Pops was incredible and taught me very much about everything life. He taught me to be me. I love him so very much and miss him so very much. He adopted me, along with my mother, and of course there were dark days, but most were very fun and always interesting. He was my best friend, best man at my wedding, worked side by side with him for over thirty years, gave him the grandchild , a daughter he dreamed about, and sadly had to make the decision to end his life after his gall bladder went septic as he requested a year prior. The man that wanted me when others couldn’t, he did and I love him so VERY deeply. He comes to see me in the form of a blue jay with a broken wing. Sounds crazy, but he does. Miss you much Cool Pops. I love you
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    Kill Marrie Fawk

    I’ll show you mine if you show me yours
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    Do you all sleep well? Poorly?

    I take gabipiton. Sleep apenea is not my friend
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    Best Masturbation Story

    I’d love to know my count as of today.
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