BunnysBastatrds

Surprised this hasn’t made the list yet.

I am so angry at my lady and myself that I missed this show… This what we love so very much about my city. I just of putting my head in the microwave and realized that I should not as Sux is three thousand miles away.

I love the seagull that was almost always there by or on the stack.What an attention bird.

I wouldn’t cvm in her left ear. I may change my mind though.

I hope she promotes master bates

They should have a sit in finger bang

Pope on a rope mebee?

That require manzieres

Bunch of slowpeds. It’s ok to ride one until a friend sees you standing in line for hours.

And rainbow smoke means it’s a freak

You knew it was coming…

Intro rules

He loves pissing off the left and media to the point of making them meltdown over nothing. Enjoy it very much.

My first semester at UNO I was seeing this insane woman from Alabama who was living in the main dorms. She was definition of Mobil home from Mobile, Alabama. Nothing but a hot booty call (34c). When I would come to come, I kept running into this India girl.Dot on her forehead and everything. Smelled like insinse and guilt. Most always in the elevator or the rec. Always talked to her and flirted. She was shy but eventually came out of her shell. One day Im in the library writing a paper on weather patterns, She walks up and says hello. Of course I stood up immediately , and she asked me if I could reach a book for her studies. We were walking to some aisle of books and she grabbed my hand and pulled me. Dottie: This is my dorm number. Be there tonight at 11:17. Grunted and smiled at me and disappeared. Make a long story short, I was right on time, the room was filled with candles a bottle of red wine, and her bush was fawking big, i thought instantly, a welcome doorway.

Please tell me she didn’t flash her nuclear huge man in the middle boat