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He always reminds me of this quick story story…

Good lesson

Some of thesearefun and easy…

Woke up early Saturday morning. Had myself a beer and mysteriously got in trouble with my lady. and a vibrator. I napped and got up and went to Ravetrack, gassed up, then car wash, and had a few drinks at My Brothers Bar. Flirted with Jeanniekins (36DD) for a bit and played Chicago Riverboat Dice. Broke even. Got hit on by a seventy year old granny who told me I looked like Chris Kristopherson. Then I went to this mom and pops,seafood restaurant. Got the wifey a half muffalatta,to go, drank a half pitcher of beer, half dozen of raw oysters, and hush puppies with extra love. Made some new friends and headed home. Got home and gave my lady and fed her well. Watched that movie “Lords Of Discipline”,Then passed out around two. Today was fun also…

Sorry, I got sidetracked looking for purple people eaters.It started Good Friday morning. Took another Cialis Thursday night after fifteen pack of natural ice 5.9’s. Woke up at six am. I was itching TGTFO of the house.Made a few bigness calls and decided to find something fun fed my lady. She was working so I just roamed. Went the St. Louis cemetery and walked around with a daiquiri. Next was the lakefront. Church next, and then the gardening place. Got meanie a nice yellow rose,bush, and went to the dollar tree for this ounce plastic cup I e been eyeballing and a pink neon flamingo. Got home and what he’d Easter pron. One. Video was a chick pushing out a pink nerf football pained like an Easter egg. Then wifey gets off work and said we should be good Catholics eat st this really great fried seafood place. Got onion rings, martinis, and a super seafood platter minus the fried oysters with frog legs, and lots Tatar sauce. Very enjoyable evening. Mr. Happy island visitor popped, up. Saturday and Sunday are bettereat

I get misty eyed every time I hear this masterpiece

This one goes out to all hymans I was allowed to…

My old lady looked like this beauty and she still taste like a peach.

He could cleanse my feet every time I get a Vietnamese pedicure

That’s because her twat is barren

Why??? You’ll be dead. A long painful one, no way: I As soon as I found out my pancreas is broken from drinking, no fawking way,I’ll endure that pain and suffering. I’ll either swim with great white sharks coated in period blood with a soaked tampon necklace, go skydiving and don’t open the chute, drive across Etonian with a sheep and a foot long sammich on my back, or play with a

Only with more cowbell

Does she enjoy big fingers, walking on the beach at sunset, and bucket of KFC? If so, SHOTGUN

Next three hours, take Cialis and much nose candy. Then go to the swingers house on St. Charles Ave and tease all of the chubs. Being invisible has its mysteries.

Next two hours, case a bank and scope it. Get to know the manager and some the employees before hand. When the time right, my main focus is the vault. With precision and coordination execution, should go well. First goal, talk to the bank anager. Actually since you are invisible, you whisper your demands. Blow in his/her ear and let them know their name, kids name, address, phone number, there day to day routines (we are creatures of habit, where you live, your home, you use a seven mile radius of it. Think about it. You probably go to the same grocery store, pharmacy, Vietnamese massage hand job parlor, and watering hole.Private Investigators 101when surveillance is needed. So here where it gets tricky dicky. Once they fill the bags of cash, you will be somewhat exposed even though you are fawking invisible. Two large bags just floating out the door. And because you threatened their family, with details, they hit the alarm as you ae walking out the door, with two floating large bags. It would be a total complete mind,fawk for every one involved.

My first two hours…strip club dressing room. Whisper sweet nothings and whisper in there ear. Tell them not to be scared and Im angel who lives on your shoulder. Then finger her softly and make sweet meaning love to her. And let hear know I’ll be back soon to give you a hug and money I just stole from a bank. That time I won’t be invisible. Be patient darlin.

A passionate night with a bottle of red and a bottle of white, a jar of olive oil with a pound of butter, an umbrella, and a scone would make my life complete

I hope someone threw feces dookie on them

Just like I ain’t to proud to sleep on the floor, same with ED boner med. I have taken viagra here and there over the years. Sometimes you need it after forty. I was just prescribed Cialis a few weeks ago. They’re are differences in both to get the same results. Viagra- Starts working in twenty minutes. Lasts up to five hours+. Reminds you of what is like in your teens to early thirties. Great when you’ve have been drinking or certain drugs. Negatives. It’s hard for your good bazooka cannon to finish. And it does something to strain your eyesight. Cialis- Take it earlier. For lunch if you are planning on and evening rendezvous or orgy. Once you take it progresses and then you are ready when it’s needed. Which is good. Negatives. Some have to take it twice or more a week, which makes a it a little more expensive. So far so good Both do what they say the reason use works. And remember Geeks, the more you know.

🥰 Sig bet time. I lost and you won. Go Cracker Barrel cheating the pyramid golf tee gas.