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I just found this gem of drunk Norm…

Vinegar mixed with water is a………dooshhhhhhh

It’s definitely not fake. Just like the wind talkers, those guys were incredible. But… https://illointro.blogspot.com/2013/03/the-far-side-by-gary-larson-this-is.html

I picture him playing hackysack and playing by the golden rule of not saying “Im sorry, and saying, my bad!”

Me wub it

And yer mom, to buku

I got bit by a jellyfish on my pee—pee when I was eleven. Some old guy saw me in agony and asked what happened. Told him something bit me down there. He said pull your suit down, I bet you have jellyfish attached to your, um…let’s take a look. I did, and that’s exactly what it was. And I collapsed. All of a sudden, this grandpa is pissing on my loins, and smiling. I ended up going to the ER. That old man is who and how I picture Squissi

She’s a mud shark???????

Man oh man I cannot imagine what that Job was like. My palms started sweating when I found it.

I have had much fun using tricks these five in bars and parties. More fun with the kids in your family and kids. I’ll share a few others.

I’d paddle you

Easter Sunday. Woke and was surrounded by three hungry Dobermans, and back to bed with a box of peeps and fired up the purple people eater viibrator.Cut the grass and went to Dots Diner and got pancakes. Fed the beast and watched the Yankees game. Took another dodo bird and planned the rest of Easter Sunday. Woke up, got out ofbed, dragged a comd across my head and had shot. Went to Academy Sports and bought a slipnslide., Then went and got snowballs, wedding cake with extra whip cream and a green mint for me (added tanguarey gin) and set up the wetness to come. She laughed and was laughing how much this weekend was fun and meant to her. We have a fenced in private yard, so she was in bra and panties, the puppies erected nekkid, and so was I. Then i passed out watching a bond movie with Roger Moore.

…have been incredibly fun and why I love it so very much.

I know. It’s different and difficult to try and explain to those who just visit occasionally. I truly LOVE my city. And those days happen constantly with me. Funny you brought up Bukowski. My Mt. Rushmore of fiction are The Godfather, A Confederancy Of Dunces, Post Office (which is a semi autobiography of his time being a USP mailman. I’ve read it more times that I can count)and any and every book and story that Edgar Allen Poe penned. He is numbah one in my book. Me and My Annabelle Le. Pure genius.

I thought yer mom blew him and gave him pneumonia

Don’t you fawking dare insult my beautiful girl I stalk online. Do it again and make me make you lick that white dog turd to your left… …made you look puddin

Math is, that’s why they become strippers and waitresses

Nahhh, those albums were blah and no appetite for destruction and my.first title thought was that album.

He won’t get the smoke signal or the Nobel peace priz. So, no.

Don’t know why, but I thought of this immediately,