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The old way of naming your porn name was your first pet and the street you grew up on Your middle name and first hotel you got laid in. Michael D’Ibreville

I made one those in elementary school

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Katrina is a black name. It means “to cleanse. And girl did it.

pick the name of the hurricane that is a direct hit on New Orleans and you win a my lady’s used purple vibrator we used last night. And behind the ,umhmmm, other box is food. I’m thinking Karen.,I,don’t trust,Karen’s.

love that movie. “Ummmhhhh”

Kmart JCPennys TG&Y

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…oh wait. I just went to Mc Donald’s to get two shakes and a large fry.. They were cleaning the shake machine so I just got the fry’s. $ 3.29. So I drive two miles and go to Rally’s. I ordered two medium shakes and a big Buford.The girl says “That will be $18.60.” Me: For two shakes and a burger? No thanks. As I’m driving through she stops me. Big Booty: You don’t want the order? Me: No thanks. Big Booty: Tell ya what. I’ll get you the small shakes for $7.30. Do you want the burger? Me: No mam. Just the shakes. And hey, you got any fries with that shake? She came back giggling and got me two larges. Charm will guide you and who knows.

My beer went from $5.99 to $7,99 a tall boy six pack and it’s not going down

Post anything Sam.. All Sam no matter

He couldn’t beat his own meat.

…are polical Trump crying on the board

Against The Wind

I’m A Biotch

Only if it’s back to back masturbaition and you let me give you a reach around

Or shake like me at a bar doing shots whilst he’s at a bird feeder. Eighty eight my ass