BunnysBastatrds

Intro rules

He loves pissing off the left and media to the point of making them meltdown over nothing. Enjoy it very much.

My first semester at UNO I was seeing this insane woman from Alabama who was living in the main dorms. She was definition of Mobil home from Mobile, Alabama. Nothing but a hot booty call (34c). When I would come to come, I kept running into this India girl.Dot on her forehead and everything. Smelled like insinse and guilt. Most always in the elevator or the rec. Always talked to her and flirted. She was shy but eventually came out of her shell. One day Im in the library writing a paper on weather patterns, She walks up and says hello. Of course I stood up immediately , and she asked me if I could reach a book for her studies. We were walking to some aisle of books and she grabbed my hand and pulled me. Dottie: This is my dorm number. Be there tonight at 11:17. Grunted and smiled at me and disappeared. Make a long story short, I was right on time, the room was filled with candles a bottle of red wine, and her bush was fawking big, i thought instantly, a welcome doorway.

Please tell me she didn’t flash her nuclear huge man in the middle boat

Golf clubs and I can’t play now

For those who enjoy cutting their own grass, how much pride and pleasure do you take in your lawns appearance? Not the landscaping so much. The actual cutting and weed eating. Do you cut corners? Skip edging and whatnot? I get serious pleasure from having my lawn look immaculate. One if my bestest feelings is sitting back with a cold one admiring my work. From now until October, I will manicure my lawn to perfection no matter what. And I enjoy doing it. You?

“You want slurpee? Thank you, come again.”

No no and no. I could maintain, she couldn’t do the, ummm, job. I had a reasons.

.......some porn last night. She was curious as to what I was watching after all these years. So I plug in some Alexis Texas three way porn. On a site I'll not name. The first guy has a telephone pole sized . Wifey- Oh my!!!! That's what I'm talking about!!!!! Me: :bangshead:

Your go to when sporting events take place,or a nice escape, or your after hour hangout with good bar friends? Don't have to name it. Mines a small tavern bar with plenty of TV's and really hot bartenders that remind me of the Geek Club. Witty insight and a fawk you attitude. I share things and ideas I learn from you fuckos and call most of you my friends when relating the things I learn here. Any of you do that?

High Fidelity

More fun

That time of the month

I miss him

Fawking train wreck yes it was let us continue on

a goodun

Phaggg

Lawn talk

Great advice from the past

My father used this tactic from the time I could walk until the day I graduated high school. He believed that fear and failure was the greatest motivator. And it worked. For the most part. I didn't see the correlation growing up. Being told I'd probably become a ditch digger and a Fawking dumb ass if I stayed the path I was heading made me despise him. And I didn't understand that he was challenging me to be better. Being a teenager that knows everything had its privelages. Looking back, I understand. Fast forward to today. I've been the most positive father I could be compared to him. No matter the situation, I find a positive attitude or spin with my daughter. Even when I find and use constructive criticism, I I so in a way that we (in my mind) walk away from respectfully. So last week we leave a softball game that she pitched in. She's a good pitcher but lacks speed. She's average height and build. Never had a great pitching coach that coached her the way she could have been. The park we are at concentrates all if the resources toward the boys .The other girls from the other parks are big and have been brought up through the system from day one (6 year olds) She's got accuracy but no power. She told me point blank "Daddy. I know I'm smaller. I know I haven't had the best coaches! But I'm going to learn by the middle of the season to pitch faster and be like them!" I sat back realizing she probably didn't need any extra motivation. Shes a go getter. But I heard my Dads voice say "You're not as big as those girls. You haven't been coached as well as them. Just stick to what you do and do your thing. You can't be them." So I listened to my dad's voice. Spoke it. And cringed doing it. What did she do? Added seven mph to her fastball in less than a week after her and I had a few practices. Unreal. And what did she say as to what motivated her? "Told you I could do it!!!"

Old legs

Lub

Little long ago