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I was really rooting for the Lions this season. Maybe next year.

The beginning skit mocking MSNBC was funny

Can’t wait to set up my telescope. Most can use a good set of binoculars. I have a pair of Bushnell binoculars I got from my Cool Pops on Christmas years ago. You can see thi

…Fox News. Holy shiot they are ALL smoking hot,sexy, and smart! All of them. Judge Jeanine, Laura Ingram, Dana Perino. They the older makes me happy and him down there. And all of them younger ones. Now go to CNN or MSNBC. Not a single one I’d finger. Maddow, Amanpour, Allisyn Cameota, Erin Ugly? I will say that Zain Asher is pretty hot.

Wasn’t an accident

My daughter is doing great and she is a great relationship and her son, my grandson is beautiful, smart, and happy. Lil Bunny said, “OMG daddy, I have a feeling he’s going to be just like you.” I couldn’t be prouder and happy for them.

I had a little help

He copied and pasted that list. I saw it two day’s ago on another site. He’s not smart enough to write that nor take the time to do so.

Is not! I hope not.

Gad fawking dam t.

His play book is written in crayons

My favorite is when I turn my pockets out, unzip my fly, and ask “ever kiss a rabbit between the ears?”

I was dating this beauty(32b) senior year in high school for about seven months we went on a big camping trip. One night she got caught banging this guy nobody like. She walked up to me afterwards and broke up with me and went to the other guys tent. I was upset some. Some friends of hers drove us all home and they asked if I was OK. Hope she’s happy. What I’ll miss the most about her, blowing me and her screaming. Please tell her I said that.

…deliveries are good. I pay sixty dollars a year and it takes about four hours. You can pay an extra six dollars per delivery if you want it in an hour. It is well beyond worth it as you don’t have to park a mile away and deal with the checks out lines. And the trashy people inside. I love it. They sometimes Fawk up your order. But they always reimburse it back to your account. Sometimes they give you the larger size if they are out of the smaller size or will replace a better brand if they are out of the one you ordered at no extra cost. Sweeeeet. Even better, sometimes you get part of someone else’s order. Down here, we call that”lagniappe dat”. Yesterday morning I made an order for a few items to make jambalaya and red beans and rice, my thirty pack of Bud Ice, and three bottles of wine. Got everything except the beer and wine. The really cute black delivery driver apologized perfusely and said she will let them know she wasn’t given those four items. Within four hours we were credited. Had to make another order today for other items. Same delivery girl shows up. There were two thirty packs of beer and double the amount of wine that wasn’t put on yesterday’s order. Hot Black Dilvvery Driver:Hey…remember me from yesterday? Did they credit your account from yesterday: Me: They did, why. Hot Black Delivery Driver. Let me look at my order form for today. She laughed and said I wasn’t charged for the items from yesterday. Man, they stoopid! Keep it. Me: Thank you darling. Be safe out there.

Ughhhh…do some of you actually read history? I can’t help but laugh at some of shiot some of you post. LBJ was a complete and total failure with zero common sense and should have never been given the POTUS. Question:Why do you think he didn’t run for reelection? He wasn’t smart enough to order a hit on Kennedy and make it happen. One of the first things he did after he was sworn in, was to begin building projects all over the country for the poor black peoples that gave them no chance. Google Fisher Housing Project New Orleans. LBJ appropriated the money for that. It was a complete disaster.

If you decide to bring it to it’s natural habitat, when you drive it there, let it sit in your lap and tell it not to drive angry.

TNG and is well deserved and a great new addition to the club.

I spit my beer out laughing at this response.Thank you. For the record, I I had a black maid three years ago when I was renting a house. For the first month, her and I would flirt a lot. My girlfriend was at work, so, let’s see what happens with this. She comes over one morning to clean my house. Usually took her three hours. So she says she’s hungry and she’s going to Burger King. I told her no, I’ll make you a great sammich and heat up some gator tots. I told her a story about a rich a guy I now who pays them fifty dollars extra if they do it nekkid. She laughed. An hour later, no yoga pants and wearing her shirt. It moved and it happened. Incredible experience. She shook like me at a keg party entrance.

Can’t fawking wait for this train wreck tonight. I have sixty beers.

The check is in the mail and I won’t cvm in your mailbox

He could steal top secret documents from the congress for the Clintons.

I was visiting the Grand Canyon with family. Got up the first morning early to get some coffee and a biscuit. Started walking on the trail to get a better view from the rim. There was a mom,dad, and daughter who was no older than seven. They stopped and I caught up with them. There was a two plus thousand pound moose standing in the middle of trail. Was no more than fifteen feet away from it. The little girl walks up right up to him/her and sticks out her hand with cheese puffs, and the moose happily accepts. I couldn’t believe what I was witnessing. When she ran out of cheese puffs, they walked around. I did the same and lightly pet its side. I caught up with the family and asked why would you allow a forty pound child even approach such a large wild animal? Dad: We’ve been doing it for three days now.

Wrong. She wouldn’t allow him to answer her questions and constantly interrupted him. The say”yes or no” questioning by a few of them were pathetic not allowing him to explain his position on this matter they asked. I know they only have seven minutes each to question him, but that was pathetically partisan.

I watched it first second to last second. Very entertaining. The demskept interrupting him every time he was trying to answer their questions. And all of the wemen dems were so dramatic and almost yelling their questions and responses. Pocahontas was the best. Must see. “Im not a General mam”