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Bullshit walks…

I’m very amused at all the different news people from around the world in the last thirty one hours. Extremely entertaining to hear how they pronounce it. Lightens the mood here.

The name of the company is CleanGreen360. The owner is Lauren Suazo. I’d finger her. Don’t remember if I told this story before. I had a black maid when I was renting a house about two and a half years ago. She was a very beautiful black young woman. 32b, very dark black skin and a nice bubble butt. I was instantly attracted from the beginning. She was a tease. Third or fourth time she was here, I i made a sammich for her and some homemade lemonade and had a good conversation with about who she was and is. I was interested. The next week when she came, I made her lunch and had another fun conversation and gave her shot of peppermint schnapps. As we were talking, I told her about my friend would give his maids money to do it topples. She laughed and got up and pulled her shorts down and mooned me. Then when she was finished, she was a gstring and a wife beater grabbed my hand and guided me to the side room futon. Went down on her all of my experiences. With two in the pink and one in the stinky, she came so hard, twice shaking more than I’ve ever seen. She begged me to be inside of her. I told her next week. Just think about me all. See you then.

Not yet. But I just spoke to one of them with the little Spanish I can speak. But I comprehend it. Wearing yoga pants and tight T-shirt. The one wearing leopard yoga has a very big camel toe. Instant wood. Their names that they gave me are Dizzy, Dixie, and Candy. Dizzy gave me a big hug after I said “mui biuen.mucho gracious seniority.”

I say it like it is is, New Orleans. Not Nawlins or New Orleanesss. Whenever I’m traveling, when I used to, when I met da wemens, I’d say, “Very nice to meet you. I’m Bunny and I’m from New Orleans darling. What’s y’all’s name. Since I’m not from here, any tips?” Instant panties dropper. Next time you are at an airport bar, sit by a hot woman, and ask where sh is from and what’s yer name darling. I’m not from here. I’m from New Orleans.” You won’t believe what happens next.

No. Not for eighty percent of our population. Maybe more. We pay on an average twenty plus grand a year. With mandatory housing and food costs. I was fifty grand in when she was at LSU. Covid hit and all of her classes were online with ZERO contact with personal face to face professors. She hated it and was extremely disappointed and depressed. So I say no in some cases.

Bourbon St is now open for business. Bartenders and strippers rejoice.

You are a coward and poosay sir. Now you are backtracking on your initial posts as you realize how ignorant and stupid you are and were.

#1-This saddends me deeply as a very proud New Orleanian and an American. #2-our superintendent of police is one of the best we’ve had in years. She has reduced crime here almost overnight. #3- Mayor Cantrell is a complete disgrace for our city. She was the one who said it was terorism, not the superintendent of police. Some need to shut the Fawk up till you understand more. I’m heartbroken that this happened. We have Mardi Gras and the Super Bowl coming up next.

maybe a terrorist attack. Right before the Super Bowl.

Designated Survivor is pretty good so far

AC/DC live at River Plate. Holy fawking shiot! I would have loved to have experienced that show. Them, the energy, and the crowd. That’s what R&R is all about.

TNG would win.

I read it in college. Very long and it was a fascinating biography. Billy Crystal did a great impression of him.Billy was invited to be a guest at a fund raiser if I remember it right. He and Crystal were sitting at a table and Ali leaned over and they whispered something. Ali bends backward and says “did you just call me a nigg…?” Crystal was mortified. He was stuttering and saying he did not. Of course he didn’t. People are now gathering around them wondering what and why it happened. Then Ali starts laughing and gave him a hug. And said something along the lines of, just kidding. Everybody laughed and Crystal couldn’t laugh. Just pure relief.

Go.

I’m coming to see you Mel

You can learn languages for free online on at a government website for all of their agencies. All of the ones I have looked at on the site are amazing. Over fifty languages. And they rank them for easy to hardest. On a scale of them, Arabic, Chinese, were the most difficult. I tried to learn, but it was hard. Really hard. English and Russian were next for difficulty. Spanish, French, and some others were right below them in category. What’s the difficult part is learning some to read. Arabic, Russian, and Chinese, Japanese are all hard. I can’t look for it right now, I think it’s foreign languages.gov

I go to Walgreens to get my prescriptions. All of them here have drive up pick up for them. Avoids having to go into the store and peruse for shiot I didn’t need. And yes, the stores like CVS, Walgreens, and a few more are competing for every single dollar they can. Convenient is your friend. And no. I don’t think it’s wise to buy stock in a market that is flooded with competitors.

Lived in this apartment complex and two stewardesses moved in, and of course I was going to fly those friendly sky’s. Threw a party one night with lots of food and spirits for them and all. One them says (36c) says ask us anything about being a stewardess. My good friend asks “Is it true that y’all bang the pilots?” Sky Angel: Yes. Other friend asks “Do those emergencies pamphlets have any relevance?” Sky Angel2: Yes. Do you know why they tell you to get into the crash position to put your head on your legs and hold them tight? Because your head will go directly into the seat ahead of you and will break your neck so you will die immediately.

Kamel Shady

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