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Easter Sunday. Woke and was surrounded by three hungry Dobermans, and back to bed with a box of peeps and fired up the purple people eater viibrator.Cut the grass and went to Dots Diner and got pancakes. Fed the beast and watched the Yankees game. Took another dodo bird and planned the rest of Easter Sunday. Woke up, got out ofbed, dragged a comd across my head and had shot. Went to Academy Sports and bought a slipnslide., Then went and got snowballs, wedding cake with extra whip cream and a green mint for me (added tanguarey gin) and set up the wetness to come. She laughed and was laughing how much this weekend was fun and meant to her. We have a fenced in private yard, so she was in bra and panties, the puppies erected nekkid, and so was I. Then i passed out watching a bond movie with Roger Moore.

…have been incredibly fun and why I love it so very much.

I know. It’s different and difficult to try and explain to those who just visit occasionally. I truly LOVE my city. And those days happen constantly with me. Funny you brought up Bukowski. My Mt. Rushmore of fiction are The Godfather, A Confederancy Of Dunces, Post Office (which is a semi autobiography of his time being a USP mailman. I’ve read it more times that I can count)and any and every book and story that Edgar Allen Poe penned. He is numbah one in my book. Me and My Annabelle Le. Pure genius.

I thought yer mom blew him and gave him pneumonia

Don’t you fawking dare insult my beautiful girl I stalk online. Do it again and make me make you lick that white dog turd to your left… …made you look puddin

Math is, that’s why they become strippers and waitresses

Nahhh, those albums were blah and no appetite for destruction and my.first title thought was that album.

He won’t get the smoke signal or the Nobel peace priz. So, no.

Don’t know why, but I thought of this immediately,

He always reminds me of this quick story story…

Good lesson

Some of thesearefun and easy…

Woke up early Saturday morning. Had myself a beer and mysteriously got in trouble with my lady. and a vibrator. I napped and got up and went to Ravetrack, gassed up, then car wash, and had a few drinks at My Brothers Bar. Flirted with Jeanniekins (36DD) for a bit and played Chicago Riverboat Dice. Broke even. Got hit on by a seventy year old granny who told me I looked like Chris Kristopherson. Then I went to this mom and pops,seafood restaurant. Got the wifey a half muffalatta,to go, drank a half pitcher of beer, half dozen of raw oysters, and hush puppies with extra love. Made some new friends and headed home. Got home and gave my lady and fed her well. Watched that movie “Lords Of Discipline”,Then passed out around two. Today was fun also…

Sorry, I got sidetracked looking for purple people eaters.It started Good Friday morning. Took another Cialis Thursday night after fifteen pack of natural ice 5.9’s. Woke up at six am. I was itching TGTFO of the house.Made a few bigness calls and decided to find something fun fed my lady. She was working so I just roamed. Went the St. Louis cemetery and walked around with a daiquiri. Next was the lakefront. Church next, and then the gardening place. Got meanie a nice yellow rose,bush, and went to the dollar tree for this ounce plastic cup I e been eyeballing and a pink neon flamingo. Got home and what he’d Easter pron. One. Video was a chick pushing out a pink nerf football pained like an Easter egg. Then wifey gets off work and said we should be good Catholics eat st this really great fried seafood place. Got onion rings, martinis, and a super seafood platter minus the fried oysters with frog legs, and lots Tatar sauce. Very enjoyable evening. Mr. Happy island visitor popped, up. Saturday and Sunday are bettereat

I get misty eyed every time I hear this masterpiece

This one goes out to all hymans I was allowed to…

My old lady looked like this beauty and she still taste like a peach.

He could cleanse my feet every time I get a Vietnamese pedicure

That’s because her twat is barren