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No! He’s been to crossroads and even Beelzebub isn’t ready for him yet.

Because of how much they blow live?

But if you try sometimes, you get on your knees

I have sympathy for the Devils daughter. She was (36d) and saved my soul. Devil bless her

This is the first song I remember listening to when I was five and wanted to hear it over and over again…

Stone for me and it’s not even close.

Grand Mariner Heshey Caramel Kisses Vanilla Ice t-shirt

I will. I don’t need to stand up to a short man with nothing but obvious signs of weakness and pathetic behavior excuses such as yourself does. Tying hard to be more than a worthless fixture here when you can’t. Lets play.

You can’t have one without the.. other

Ding Ding Ding.. Round twO

Have you or are you buying a real one yet? If so, what kind, and how tall?

I worked three Christmas’s at a tree lot when I was In middle school. One of funnest side jobs I ever had.

Sounds like when she said “zip it” she really meant it.

Nice!!!

She lost her last game of BINGO

Just the tip. I promise.

I got it. Its now a word in the dictionary .

And swallows the tune

I read Willy Nelson’s autobiography about his life twenty years ago. Two of the stories he wrote really made me laugh out loud. One was how he was invited to the White House for a sleep over with Bush Sr. He sat with the president and shot the shiot. When it was time to go night-night, the secret service was escorted him to his room and he asked if he could go to the roof of the White House for a good view DC at night. What does he do, lights up a joint surrounded by feds. He looked at them and says, “This is the safest place I ever fired up.” Second great story to the point of this thread. Willy and Waylon went out honkey to king and got trashed on beer and god knows what else. So Willy stumbles in and his wife sees he’s wasted and smells other wemens on him. She heats up his diNuer and says something along the lines of “enjoy”. Whilst he’s eating, she puts a sleeping bag on the couch. Unfolded. She directs him to the couch where he passed the fawk out. She zipped the bag up, and proceeded to beat the living shiot out of him. Really bad. When he woke up in the hospital “I deserved that.” She beat him so bad he couldn’t tour for three months.

I’m shocked I tell you. Shocked. Now go hit the showers with him.

How much for the little girls? Jake Biues

Facinanting

This one’s for Phillybear…