Jump to content

BunnysBastatrds

Members
  • Content Count

    36,761
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    33

Everything posted by BunnysBastatrds

  1. BunnysBastatrds

    Christmas Tree-Spermoff

    I worked three Christmas’s at a tree lot when I was In middle school. One of funnest side jobs I ever had.
  2. Sounds like when she said “zip it” she really meant it.
  3. BunnysBastatrds

    The Christmas Tree Truck

    Nice!!!
  4. BunnysBastatrds

    RIP eminen's mom

    She lost her last game of BINGO
  5. BunnysBastatrds

    post an assumption about another poster

    Just the tip. I promise.
  6. BunnysBastatrds

    Brain Rot

    I got it. Its now a word in the dictionary .
  7. BunnysBastatrds

    Who's the better Guitar Man?

    And swallows the tune
  8. I read Willy Nelson’s autobiography about his life twenty years ago. Two of the stories he wrote really made me laugh out loud. One was how he was invited to the White House for a sleep over with Bush Sr. He sat with the president and shot the shiot. When it was time to go night-night, the secret service was escorted him to his room and he asked if he could go to the roof of the White House for a good view DC at night. What does he do, lights up a joint surrounded by feds. He looked at them and says, “This is the safest place I ever fired up.” Second great story to the point of this thread. Willy and Waylon went out honkey to king and got trashed on beer and god knows what else. So Willy stumbles in and his wife sees he’s wasted and smells other wemens on him. She heats up his diNuer and says something along the lines of “enjoy”. Whilst he’s eating, she puts a sleeping bag on the couch. Unfolded. She directs him to the couch where he passed the fawk out. She zipped the bag up, and proceeded to beat the living shiot out of him. Really bad. When he woke up in the hospital “I deserved that.” She beat him so bad he couldn’t tour for three months.
  9. BunnysBastatrds

    President Biden pardons son Hunter

    I’m shocked I tell you. Shocked. Now go hit the showers with him.
  10. BunnysBastatrds

    Best Line In A Movie

    How much for the little girls? Jake Biues
  11. BunnysBastatrds

    Hints From Heliose Bunny

    Facinanting
  12. BunnysBastatrds

    Hints From Heliose Bunny

    This one’s for Phillybear…
  13. BunnysBastatrds

    post an assumption about another poster

    Seafoam 1 has toxic shock syndrome
  14. BunnysBastatrds

    Let Us Play A Game Of Geek Club Word Association

    Booked
  15. BunnysBastatrds

    Hints From Heliose Bunny

    Guitar hints… A must watch if you want to learn lead. Great advice and very simple to understand and transformative information. Brah!
  16. BunnysBastatrds

    Hints From Heliose Bunny

  17. BunnysBastatrds

    The least important words uttered of my lifetime

    Incredible cast in that movie. The part this clip I wanted to show, but was left out, “ He’s all over the place! What an arsehole!!! Whilst he’s playing Atari basketball looking at a radar screen. Fawking brilliant.
  18. BunnysBastatrds

    Let Us Play A Game Of Geek Club Word Association

    chained
  19. BunnysBastatrds

    The least important words uttered of my lifetime

    The one who puts his underwear on backwards
  20. BunnysBastatrds

    post an assumption about another poster

    Voltaire chases his tail TheNewGirl loves looking for the promise
  21. BunnysBastatrds

    post an assumption about another poster

    MLCKAA has a bell jar full of nickels buried under his desk The Real timschochet pees in the fridge
  22. BunnysBastatrds

    Satday Music Jazz

    Maybe…
  23. BunnysBastatrds

    Satday Music Jazz

    Fa Fawk it, I’m tipset…
×