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I worked three Christmas’s at a tree lot when I was In middle school. One of funnest side jobs I ever had.

Sounds like when she said “zip it” she really meant it.

Nice!!!

She lost her last game of BINGO

Just the tip. I promise.

I got it. Its now a word in the dictionary .

And swallows the tune

I read Willy Nelson’s autobiography about his life twenty years ago. Two of the stories he wrote really made me laugh out loud. One was how he was invited to the White House for a sleep over with Bush Sr. He sat with the president and shot the shiot. When it was time to go night-night, the secret service was escorted him to his room and he asked if he could go to the roof of the White House for a good view DC at night. What does he do, lights up a joint surrounded by feds. He looked at them and says, “This is the safest place I ever fired up.” Second great story to the point of this thread. Willy and Waylon went out honkey to king and got trashed on beer and god knows what else. So Willy stumbles in and his wife sees he’s wasted and smells other wemens on him. She heats up his diNuer and says something along the lines of “enjoy”. Whilst he’s eating, she puts a sleeping bag on the couch. Unfolded. She directs him to the couch where he passed the fawk out. She zipped the bag up, and proceeded to beat the living shiot out of him. Really bad. When he woke up in the hospital “I deserved that.” She beat him so bad he couldn’t tour for three months.

I’m shocked I tell you. Shocked. Now go hit the showers with him.

How much for the little girls? Jake Biues

Facinanting

This one’s for Phillybear…

Seafoam 1 has toxic shock syndrome

Booked

Guitar hints… A must watch if you want to learn lead. Great advice and very simple to understand and transformative information. Brah!

Incredible cast in that movie. The part this clip I wanted to show, but was left out, “ He’s all over the place! What an arsehole!!! Whilst he’s playing Atari basketball looking at a radar screen. Fawking brilliant.

chained

The one who puts his underwear on backwards

Voltaire chases his tail TheNewGirl loves looking for the promise

MLCKAA has a bell jar full of nickels buried under his desk The Real timschochet pees in the fridge

Maybe…

Fa Fawk it, I’m tipset…