BunnysBastatrds

Love it! I’ve fished and spent most of life on the Gulf on vacations I hope it happens.

Where the fawk have you been hiding? Glad you’re back brother. I thought you got drunk and fell in the ice in your Shante…

Of course. I could give a flying fawk about our political views. We are one and share a lot of things outside of our political beliefs. I do not speak politics with anyone anymore except for here so I can blow off some steam . So yes, I would definitely have a beer and shot of Jameson, and I will take care of the tab.

When Bunny comes to your house, expect your cat to be pregnant and your toilet will be clogged.

If I do, I’ll direct them to be on all fours and smiling at me. Might even ask them to do the don’t speak, don’t see, and don’t hear pose. And don’t tell. I can’t fawking wait. My Lady has a doctors appointment that morning. Which makes my odds so much greater.

…and all three are smoking hot. They have b cup cans, small waists, beautiful curvy hips, nice legs in tight yoga pants, and of course speak Spanish. I’m surrounded by a wet dream. I guess they don’t know that I can understand Spanish because they are talking about me. “He’s mucho grasius. Mui mui si.” I would pay them each a hundred dollars to clean the house nekkid if I could. Conna go to xvideos as soon ass they leave and search for Latino maids.

They are coming back on Wednesday day. I’ll take a video if I can sneak one in. I can’t wait to see them and Dizzy’s camel toe.

Puts the X in the river Styx

Can’t stand that hoe Pamela.I always wanted to finger Elizabeth Hurley. And service in the military.

My train is ending…

Nice one John Candy

I’m old and good. I appreciate the well thoughts. I lived my life to the fullest. I accomplished everything I wanted to exert one. Im not going to be around much longer. I know my body and what is and is not capable of. Fawking sucks. I took serious care and pride of myself. Now I’m a shell of the man I once was. I really love you guys. This sums ass board has given me so much comfort through all of these years. Eighteen now. Be safe my friends.

My favorite one is the Mardi Gras one. The three stooges hold a deep love in my heart and always will. Way back in the day, on Sunday morning they would play the three stooges. Fawking loved it eating my peanut butter out of the jar. I wanted to be Moe. The fact that they are in black and white makes them so special.

I saw Ozzy and Blue Oyster Cult at the Louisiana Syate Fair. Was the time when Ozzy did the tour for his album “Speak Of The Devil” tour which consisted of old Black Sabbath songs. BOC came on first and they had a twenty foot statue on the right side of the stage. Of Godzilla and opened with that song and the statue was breathing fire. Dry fawking cool.

Started watching Ashley Madison last night. Very interesting. It’s about the website in the early 2000’s where you could hook up with others needing a a good pounding. Really entertaining so far.

I was an independent insurance adjuster for thirty plus years. Owned the business with my father. Took it over and became president of the incorporation. And I can tell you that Allstate and State Farm are horrible companies when it comes to paying claims. Right after Katrina, I watched them nickel and dime and divert responsibility for what they owed according to their policy holders, third parties, and employees.Both companies are irresponsible with their contracts. I was offered a big position working with the Allstate team working the claim department five years after Katrina. I went on an interview for sh!ts and giggles and they offered me a fair salary. Told I would only take the position for thirty percent more than what they were offered. Countered with five percent. I got up and said good afternoon sirs. And Ms Iris, love your blouse. Bring out your beautiful eyes.

My favorite Mexican bartender would wear a T-shirt every Friday that said “if god hadn’t intended on men to eat poosay, why did he make it look like a Taco “

Bullshit walks…

I’m very amused at all the different news people from around the world in the last thirty one hours. Extremely entertaining to hear how they pronounce it. Lightens the mood here.

The name of the company is CleanGreen360. The owner is Lauren Suazo. I’d finger her. Don’t remember if I told this story before. I had a black maid when I was renting a house about two and a half years ago. She was a very beautiful black young woman. 32b, very dark black skin and a nice bubble butt. I was instantly attracted from the beginning. She was a tease. Third or fourth time she was here, I i made a sammich for her and some homemade lemonade and had a good conversation with about who she was and is. I was interested. The next week when she came, I made her lunch and had another fun conversation and gave her shot of peppermint schnapps. As we were talking, I told her about my friend would give his maids money to do it topples. She laughed and got up and pulled her shorts down and mooned me. Then when she was finished, she was a gstring and a wife beater grabbed my hand and guided me to the side room futon. Went down on her all of my experiences. With two in the pink and one in the stinky, she came so hard, twice shaking more than I’ve ever seen. She begged me to be inside of her. I told her next week. Just think about me all. See you then.

Not yet. But I just spoke to one of them with the little Spanish I can speak. But I comprehend it. Wearing yoga pants and tight T-shirt. The one wearing leopard yoga has a very big camel toe. Instant wood. Their names that they gave me are Dizzy, Dixie, and Candy. Dizzy gave me a big hug after I said “mui biuen.mucho gracious seniority.”